BarryBelfast wrote:I've got one...
Molly O'Doherty
This woman of Irish ancestory prides herself on the skill of downing a pint of Guiness in less than a second...she does it in the pub all thy time!
When in spare time Molly is a keen kite flyer....she farts that much she can fly kites indoors!
Flatulent she is also a keen guitar player,her favourite song being gone with thy wind.
She went to the doctor once and guess what he told her guess what he said??Girl ya better put this wind to bed...stop the Black Stuff and all will flow...she did that for a while our Molly...then sadly all did flow out of her A.rse!!
red37 wrote:BarryBelfast wrote:I've got one...
Molly O'Doherty
This woman of Irish ancestory prides herself on the skill of downing a pint of Guiness in less than a second...she does it in the pub all thy time!
When in spare time Molly is a keen kite flyer....she farts that much she can fly kites indoors!
Flatulent she is also a keen guitar player,her favourite song being gone with thy wind.
She went to the doctor once and guess what he told her guess what he said??Girl ya better put this wind to bed...stop the Black Stuff and all will flow...she did that for a while our Molly...then sadly all did flow out of her A.rse!!
an alarming anecdote its true baz....though sadly one i must discard due to the specifics of it being too 'far fetched' for this tale. Despite the profound discomfort Molly O'Doherty did indeed suffer terribly....she was far from being one to mingle with the hob nobbing gentry of 19th century Derbyshire however...i mean hang on a minute, i have to ensure some degree of realism is incorporated in the piece! - Guiness is much too revered to allow its healing broth-like sumptuousness to pervade this story with its bottom-guffawing properties...where's your pride man!
daxy1 wrote:ive heard a story about a feller named Boffer von winnitthrower maybe you could use his guffy name ??
BarryBelfast wrote:I know i guy called Dicmund mon Varrnyard!!
Wanna hear about him?
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