right side man wrote:How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course - He'll shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told.
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a baldhead and a beer gut and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
thomas88 wrote:Anything with 1,3,4,5 etc. hands(as long as not 2) is scary.Animals are not included because they don't have hands.They have paws,hoofs,tentacles.
thomas88 wrote:Anything with 1,3,4,5 etc. hands(as long as not 2) is scary.Animals are not included because they don't have hands.They have paws,hoofs,tentacles.
stmichael wrote:hi dom
you know, you might be quite convincing if it wasn't for the fact that all you multiple ID's have exactly the same IP address.
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