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by **dawson99** » Thu May 11, 2006 6:25 pm

the boss with no eyes is also in my crocodile episode, so ner ner

by **taff** » Thu May 11, 2006 8:14 pm

I agree that its had its day but I smiled reading this whole thread

Homer after he finds the sugar is class and when Arty comes back and is reading Lisa a story and asks whether Homer ever read her a story

He did once but he's been looking for that chocolate factory ever since.

by **Bad Bob** » Thu May 11, 2006 10:01 pm

Grampa: I'm old...gimme, gimme, gimme!

by **jonnymac1979** » Fri May 12, 2006 8:51 pm

Homer: "Hawaii? What about Hawaii? Moe? Who's going to Hawaii? Am I going to Hawaii?"

by **Feeney** » Fri May 12, 2006 10:35 pm

I've been squarkin em, teasin em, singin outta key - me ma moo mo, me mo ma mey - ARRRRRGGHHHH!!!

Clancy :laugh:

by **GOAT** » Mon May 15, 2006 12:31 am

Just saw this one before, the one where the simpsons go away to dude ranch to get away from the song homer made up. There coming home from the ranch and they turn the radio on and moes new song comes on " Moe moe moe, how dya like me how dya like me, Moe Moe Moe, nobody likes me, why dont u like me?" :laugh:

I was P1ssin myself, havent heard that one for a while..

Mr Burns to grampa: "Good god man, cant you go 30 seconds without embarassing yourself?"

*Grampas pants fall down with a DOING*

Grampa: "..how long was that..?"

by **jonnymac1979** » Mon May 15, 2006 1:10 pm

Homer: So, Mr. Burns is gonna make us all go on a stupid corporate retreat up in the mountains to learn about teamwork. Which means we'll have to cancel our plans to hang around here.
Bart: Teamwork is overrated.
Homer: Huh?
Bart: Think about it. I mean, what team was Babe Ruth on? Who knows.
Lisa and Marge: Yankees.
Bart: Sharing is a bunch of bull, too. And helping others. And what's all this crap I've been hearing about tolerance?

Then the killer line..........

Homer: Hmm. Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

:laugh:

by **dawson99** » Mon May 15, 2006 1:29 pm

Homer: Oh! And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember that time I took a home wine making course and forgot how to drive?
Marge: That's because you were drunk!
Homer: And how!

by **2520years** » Tue May 16, 2006 12:37 pm

On Lisa's announcement she's going veggie:

Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad! Those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Oh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

by **Smeg** » Tue May 16, 2006 9:45 pm

Whenever Bart eats some slurm, and says "DOH" :laugh:

love it.

by **The Ace1983** » Tue May 16, 2006 10:02 pm

Grampa (coming out of an outhouse): "This elevator only goes down. And someone made an awful mess down there".

by **daxy1** » Tue May 16, 2006 10:45 pm

my favourite episode is when marge gets the new "tads"

by **The Ace1983** » Fri May 19, 2006 6:22 pm

Simpsons Personality Test

Just found this. It said I was Comic Book Guy.

by **1234ram** » Sat May 20, 2006 1:59 pm

the one
where they go too austraila
thats soo funny

by **2520years** » Sat May 20, 2006 7:51 pm

The Ace1983 wrote:Simpsons Personality Test

Just found this. It said I was Comic Book Guy.

I was Millhouse..."Everything's coming up Millhouse!"

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