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[dawson99]

Merseyside Police have today confirmed that 2 more local premier league footballers have once again had their homes burgled on the same night.
Steven Gerrard lost a champions league winner and runners up medal, a premier league runner up medal, 1 uefa cup, 2 charity shield, 1 euro super cup, 2 fa cup and 2 league cup winners medals. In addition a PFA player of the years medal was also taken.




































Tim cahill has lost a kettle and a toaster.

[Kharhaz]

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I was walking past Anfield cemetery yesterday and I saw: Benitez, Hyypia, Lee, Gerrard, Carra and Torres carrying a coffin.

I was slightly perplexed by this, so I shouted; 'Where are ya going with that?'

To which Gerrard replied: 'We don't know, Rafa's lost the plot.'

[GRAHAM01]

I was walking past Anfield cemetery yesterday and I saw: Benitez, Hyypia, Lee, Gerrard, Carra and Torres carrying a coffin.

I was slightly perplexed by this, so I shouted; 'Where are ya going with that?'

To which Gerrard replied: 'We don't know, Rafa's lost the plot.'

      

[7_Kewell]

i asked Rafa a question the other day, i said "oi Rafa, what do you call a deer without any eyes?"

Rafa turned and said "no eyedeer"