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by **daxy1** » Sun Jun 03, 2007 12:45 am

well what were you doin at 9.30am this mornin
me and me mammy were gettin held up by some little freak with a sword
every saturday i pick my mam up from the train station and we go in the local mcolls newsagents to get the kids some sweets
and when we were in there this t!t comes in with a home made samurai sword robbin the place
not a nice situation to be in with your mammy i was feckin raging he got naff all and did a runner
the police turned up after 9 mins i was a bit peeved at the lack of speed thay got there but the l!ttle gimp only ran around the corner and they got him and the sword
for the first time ever i gave evidence they took a statement off me
if i wasnt with me mam i wouldnt of done it but to put her in that position scarin her i thought feck it so all in all not a good day!

by **Ace Ventura** » Sun Jun 03, 2007 1:05 am

where was this mate, down the ave ?

by **Effes** » Sun Jun 03, 2007 1:30 am

Sounds like he belongs in Rainhill.

by **LFCFAN2** » Sun Jun 03, 2007 3:09 pm

Self pitty city, always riddled with crime etc.

by **daxy1** » Sun Jun 03, 2007 9:58 pm

Ace Ventura wrote:where was this mate, down the ave ?

no mate on the end of the nocky by the ford

by **account deleted by request** » Sun Jun 03, 2007 10:01 pm

He will probably get off with a warning anyway, as he said he was just buttering some bread with a very very large bread knife

by **daxy1** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 9:31 am

s@int wrote:He will probably get off with a warning anyway, as he said he was just buttering some bread with a very very large bread knife

true true! they said he has admited having the sword so i wont be needed in court so thats a plus

by **The Red Baron** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 9:39 am

Daxy, dodgy place that Birkenhead.Get all your possesions on a handcart jump on The Royal Iris and claim asaylum on ourside.

by **Ace Ventura** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 11:39 am

daxy1 wrote:
Ace Ventura wrote:where was this mate, down the ave ?

no mate on the end of the nocky by the ford

Yeah thats where i meant, the lads call it the ave for some reason.
I was up the neck of the woods on Friday in the stiles, first time in years.

Least the c'nt got nicked though mate, did you know who it was or anything ?

by **daxy1** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 2:57 pm

Ace Ventura wrote:
daxy1 wrote:
Ace Ventura wrote:where was this mate, down the ave ?

no mate on the end of the nocky by the ford

Yeah thats where i meant, the lads call it the ave for some reason.
I was up the neck of the woods on Friday in the stiles, first time in years.

Least the c'nt got nicked though mate, did you know who it was or anything ?

yeah mate ive met him since
cant go scarin me mam like that
you were in the styles do you know george the landlord?

by **neil** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 3:41 pm

treetops drive is lovely

by **Ace Ventura** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 9:03 pm

daxy1 wrote:
Ace Ventura wrote:
daxy1 wrote:
Ace Ventura wrote:where was this mate, down the ave ?

no mate on the end of the nocky by the ford

Yeah thats where i meant, the lads call it the ave for some reason.
I was up the neck of the woods on Friday in the stiles, first time in years.

Least the c'nt got nicked though mate, did you know who it was or anything ?

yeah mate ive met him since
cant go scarin me mam like that
you were in the styles do you know george the landlord?

I agree mate thats bang out of order stuff like that...especially in a sh!tty newsagents.

Dont know him no mate, first time i have been in there in years, was only there as me mate was wanting us all out wetting the babies head.

Might be signing for there side this season though so lucky me could end up back there every saturday

by **daxy1** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 1:33 pm

neil wrote:treetops drive is lovely

treetops is better than the ave i lived in i was in bluewood for years then went to fairbrook then the ford

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