well what were you doin at 9.30am this mornin
me and me mammy were gettin held up by some little freak with a sword
every saturday i pick my mam up from the train station and we go in the local mcolls newsagents to get the kids some sweets
and when we were in there this t!t comes in with a home made samurai sword robbin the place
not a nice situation to be in with your mammy i was feckin raging he got naff all and did a runner
the police turned up after 9 mins i was a bit peeved at the lack of speed thay got there but the l!ttle gimp only ran around the corner and they got him and the sword
for the first time ever i gave evidence they took a statement off me
if i wasnt with me mam i wouldnt of done it but to put her in that position scarin her i thought feck it so all in all not a good day!