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[dawson99]

i used to be a prostitute but got fed up being stiffed by customers. tbh i was never any good at it anyway, i'd get home at the end of the night and think i'd blown it with half my customers

did it ever just get to be a pain the ....

[Dundalk]

i used to be a prostitute but got fed up being stiffed by customers. tbh i was never any good at it anyway, i'd get home at the end of the night and think i'd blown it with half my customers

[bunglemark2]

In all honesty I am actually a multilingual purveyor of oral pleasure.....alternatively known as a "cunning linguist".....

Hands up then who figured this one out ?

[Dundalk]

Yeah I got it bunglemark you dirty boy

[bunglemark2]

Heh, heh, hehhhhhhhh.....

[dawson99]

In all honesty I am actually a multilingual purveyor of oral pleasure.....alternatively known as a "cunning linguist".....

Hands up then who figured this one out ?

I always thought you were a bar steward mate 

[Bad Bob]

When I was offered a job as a gynecologist, I snatched at the chance and dove face first into my work.  I went to great lengths to satisfy my patients but I had to pull out after my wife grew tired of me bringing my work home with me.

[bunglemark2]

In all honesty I am actually a multilingual purveyor of oral pleasure.....alternatively known as a "cunning linguist".....

Hands up then who figured this one out ?

I always thought you were a bar steward mate 

Really mate ?
I often wondered what others meant when they said you "cook socks" - does that make you a "sockcooker" ?

[Woollyback]

When I was offered a job as a gynecologist, I snatched at the chance and dove face first into my work.  I went to great lengths to satisfy my patients but I had to pull out after my wife grew tired of me bringing my work home with me.

at least you weren't up to your neck in work 

[GRAHAM01]

When I was offered a job as a gynecologist, I snatched at the chance and dove face first into my work.  I went to great lengths to satisfy my patients but I had to pull out after my wife grew tired of me bringing my work home with me.

at least you weren't up to your neck in work 

he was but the batteries run out on his helmet lamp 

[Woollyback]

i used to carry out urine samples for the olympic games. they asked me to work weekends but that was just taking the p.iss

[Igor Zidane]

I was made redundant from a manure factory , but you know what ? Sh!t happens.

[Madmax]

  I dont need to work because i just won the lottery

[JBG]

I got promoted in my job in Willy Wonkas: I was head and shoulders above the competition.

[Bad Bob]

I once had a short-term contract building log cabins at a nudist camp but I got fired for pitching too many tents instead.