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[GYBS]

i used to make  guns but i kept on being fired

[GYBS]

i use to be a doctor but i didn't have a penis

surely you can still be a female doctor

[bunglemark2]

In all honesty I am actually a multilingual purveyor of oral pleasure.....alternatively known as a "cunning linguist".....

[dawson99]

I used to make tissues that worked better when people had really bad colds, but it really wasnot fun

geddit? was not... was snot.... snot


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[bunglemark2]

I used to make tissues that worked better when people had really bad colds, but it really wasnot fun

geddit? was not... was snot.... snot


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Jesus wept, that was awful......

[Dundalk]

Excellent Dawson

[GYBS]

poor daws poor - go and have a word with yourself

[GRAHAM01]

taxi for daws and GYBS please

[GYBS]

Im not sharing a taxi with him


ill just take my coat and walk

[GRAHAM01]

don't let the door hit you on the way out

[dawson99]

I'm fricking hilarious




(It's been a long day)

[Dundalk]

I used to be a cashier but i always knew change was inevitable

[GRAHAM01]

i wanted to be a tree but i was told to leaf it out 

[Number 9]

i wanted to be a tree but i was told to leaf it out 

     

[Woollyback]

i used to be a prostitute but got fed up being stiffed by customers. tbh i was never any good at it anyway, i'd get home at the end of the night and think i'd blown it with half my customers