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by **dawson99** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 3:02 pm

Woollyback wrote:i used to be a prostitute but got fed up being stiffed by customers. tbh i was never any good at it anyway, i'd get home at the end of the night and think i'd blown it with half my customers

did it ever just get to be a pain the ....

:kungfu:

by **Dundalk** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 3:20 pm

Woollyback wrote:i used to be a prostitute but got fed up being stiffed by customers. tbh i was never any good at it anyway, i'd get home at the end of the night and think i'd blown it with half my customers

by **bunglemark2** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 3:28 pm

bunglemark2 wrote:In all honesty I am actually a multilingual purveyor of oral pleasure.....alternatively known as a "cunning linguist".....

Hands up then who figured this one out ?

by **Dundalk** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 3:29 pm

Yeah I got it bunglemark you dirty boy

by **bunglemark2** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 3:32 pm

Heh, heh, hehhhhhhhh.....

by **dawson99** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 3:37 pm

bunglemark2 wrote:
bunglemark2 wrote:In all honesty I am actually a multilingual purveyor of oral pleasure.....alternatively known as a "cunning linguist".....

Hands up then who figured this one out ?

I always thought you were a bar steward mate :rasp

by **Bad Bob** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 3:45 pm

When I was offered a job as a gynecologist, I snatched at the chance and dove face first into my work. I went to great lengths to satisfy my patients but I had to pull out after my wife grew tired of me bringing my work home with me. :;):

by **bunglemark2** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 3:45 pm

dawson99 wrote:
bunglemark2 wrote:
bunglemark2 wrote:In all honesty I am actually a multilingual purveyor of oral pleasure.....alternatively known as a "cunning linguist".....

Hands up then who figured this one out ?

I always thought you were a bar steward mate

Really mate ?
I often wondered what others meant when they said you "cook socks" - does that make you a "sockcooker" ?

:idea

by **Woollyback** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 3:57 pm

Bad Bob wrote:When I was offered a job as a gynecologist, I snatched at the chance and dove face first into my work. I went to great lengths to satisfy my patients but I had to pull out after my wife grew tired of me bringing my work home with me.

at least you weren't up to your neck in work :wwww

by **GRAHAM01** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 3:58 pm

Woollyback wrote:
Bad Bob wrote:When I was offered a job as a gynecologist, I snatched at the chance and dove face first into my work. I went to great lengths to satisfy my patients but I had to pull out after my wife grew tired of me bringing my work home with me.

at least you weren't up to your neck in work

he was but the batteries run out on his helmet lamp :wwww

by **Woollyback** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 4:01 pm

i used to carry out urine samples for the olympic games. they asked me to work weekends but that was just taking the p.iss

by **Igor Zidane** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 4:10 pm

I was made redundant from a manure factory , but you know what ? Sh!t happens. :wwww

by **Madmax** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 4:40 pm

I dont need to work because i just won the lottery

by **JBG** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 4:52 pm

I got promoted in my job in Willy Wonkas: I was head and shoulders above the competition.

by **Bad Bob** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 7:18 pm

I once had a short-term contract building log cabins at a nudist camp but I got fired for pitching too many tents instead.

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