by Lando_Griffin » Tue Aug 14, 2007 6:28 am
F*cking heck - this may take some time, and I'll no-doubt add to it as the thread goes on...
First and foremost, the first thing that really (I mean REALLY) p*ssed me off was February 11th 1998, when Robbie was flattened by that clumsy c*nt Myhre. Dumb f*cking Nordic numpty - I don't care what anyone says - that pr*ck went in with intent, and caused the most gifted striker this country has ever seen to spend months on the sidelines with a f*cked up knee. One of the complete injustices of the game robbed this club of its star in the '90's.
I know people cum in their pants over Owen, but Fowler at his best would p*ss all over anyone.
Another thing that f*cked me off was when we played the scum at our gaff in around 1997-98, and that cheating little b*stard Giggs shoved McAteer's hand into the ball, thus winning a peno. I could happily have broken his scrawny welsh neck that day. W*nker.
Ruud Van Sh*tstilrooy's swan-dive to get Sami sent off after 4 minutes at old Shatford, Solkjear's studs-up scythe on Sami which meant he was off for about 20 minutes recieving treatment, and then the little c*nt going on to score when in reality he should have been red-carded and done over by the Liverpool subs' bench.
All those stone-wall penalties against Moris' band of Bugger Boys in the Portugese punk's first season. How the ref missed that Tiago one is beyond sanity. (I'm sure the Russian-endorsed cheque helped the sly c*nt blink at JUST the right time...)
World Chess Champion/Shakespearian actor-cum-dying swan Arjen Robben perfecting his thespian death routine having been wafted by the glove of Pepe Reina. I really hope he got anally interfered with that night - a 12" dildo, attached to the front of a car traveling at 60mph, rammed up his cheating dutch a*shole. (Let's be honest - his f*cking reaction couldn't have been any worse than the one to the tap on his cheek.) F*cking fairy. I hope he gets Syphilis and spreads it round the Sh*tski team, starting with Moris. The loud-mouthed c*ck-sucker.
Fat Frank's ankle-breaking tackle on Xabi, then the indignant (and rather homosexual) protest at the yellow card. F*cking burger-eating b*stard - go to Dyson and ask them to stick a pipe up your a*se and suck out all the flab. Pr*ck.
Losing to Middlesborough in the League Cup in 1998-99 season. F*cking no-marks beating us (in controversial circumstances, I do believe.)
Neil c*nting Warnock and his f*cking whining - the moaning tw*t should look at himself, rather than p*ss and whinge at us all the f*cking time. (His arl mate Rudolph didn't get the wrath of his spiteful tongue, despite the scum losing on the last day. F*cking retard.)
The man's a wankstain on a harlot's in-use tampon.
Gary "Incest is the best" Neville and his spasticated antics.
Gollum's "People Club" sh*te, and that slap-head tw*t Carsley scoring the poxy winner in 2004. The Mr Sheen-lover wanted a good hiding after that.
Tim Cahill's proclaimation that he liked anal sex with Badgers when he boxed the corner flag having scored. Tangerine-tinted c*nt.
Fat Sam's constant f*cking crying over our supposed "Bully-boy" tactics in a match consisting of his team's constant fouling and cheating. Fat, Jabba-the-Hutt-looking pork-pie b*stard.
The press failure to acknowledge Robbie overshadowing Cantona's "I'm a French tw*t - look at me" act on his comeback. Useless t*ssers.
That little retard Owen f*cking off like a rat from a sinking ship as soon as Real flashed their wonga at him. F*ck off Mick - you'll NEVER be as popular as Robbie, nor as good as he was. Every other club is a step DOWN, you f*cking disloyal, vertically-challenged, idiotic spastic.
To be continued...
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