Torres,tevez,manchinni,simao ! - All to sign within 10 days.....

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Postby welsh wizzard » Thu Jun 28, 2007 10:30 pm

Ha Ha !!!!!

This is the latest from Uncle Albert!!   Torres, Tevez, Manchinni, Simao....

Tevez has turned doown Inter Milan tonight. This is because he has his heart set on joining Liverpool.. Mascherano has done the good mate thing and sold the team to Tevez.

Torres and Tevez up front for Liverpool fc.. Goals Galore!!!

Manchinni to play on the left with Simao on the right....

Uncle Albert has this on good Authority...Liverpool want to Parade these players together. Along with the pictures of the New Ground.

This is a statement of intent to the rest of the premiership.. Sit up and take notice we are here to dominate for years to come!!!

Believe me this time this is no Bulllll Shiteeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Postby heimdall » Thu Jun 28, 2007 11:14 pm

welsh wizzard wrote:Ha Ha !!!!!

This is the latest from Uncle Albert!!   Torres, Tevez, Manchinni, Simao....

Tevez has turned doown Inter Milan tonight. This is because he has his heart set on joining Liverpool.. Mascherano has done the good mate thing and sold the team to Tevez.

Torres and Tevez up front for Liverpool fc.. Goals Galore!!!

Manchinni to play on the left with Simao on the right....

Uncle Albert has this on good Authority...Liverpool want to Parade these players together. Along with the pictures of the New Ground.

This is a statement of intent to the rest of the premiership.. Sit up and take notice we are here to dominate for years to come!!!

Believe me this time this is no Bulllll Shiteeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh how I wish this to be true, it is actually one of the more believable things from Uncle Albert!!  :bowdown
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Postby Bad Bob » Thu Jun 28, 2007 11:16 pm

Manchinni, eh?  If this rumour's rubbish Uncle Albert'll be getting a chinning methinks! :D
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Postby account deleted by request » Thu Jun 28, 2007 11:23 pm

:D  I believe!!!  :D
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Postby Reg » Thu Jun 28, 2007 11:34 pm

What worries me more is the Wonderful World of W*nk might be close to becoming reality !!!  :laugh:

I agree > Tevez is moving north to Liverpool..... Torres to follow, Mancini is the wild card.


Tevez 'turns down' Inter  - 28 Jun 2007

West Ham United striker Carlos Tevez appears to be leaning towards staying in the Premier League after declining to meet Internazionale's deadline.

Tevez is weighing up his club future and has been linked with the likes of Arsenal, Liverpool, Inter and Real Madrid.

Inter had expressed an interest in signing the Argentine, but president Massimo Moratti revealed earlier on Thursday that Tevez was 'no longer an objective'.

According to the forward's representative Kia Joorabchian, Inter had set a deadline for the player to make a decision on a move to the Serie A champions.

Joorabchian admits Tevez was not willing to meet that demand, particularly as he seems keen to stay in English football.

"Inter put a deadline on the decision and Carlos' heart is really in the Premier League, so he was not prepared to meet that cut-off point," said Joorabchian in a statement.

Tevez, who has yet to rule out staying at West Ham next season, is currently in Venezuela on Copa America duty with the Argentine national team.

Joorabchian also dismissed suggestions that Tevez has been offered a £100,000-a-week contract to stay at Upton Park.

He added: "He has not been offered that sum of money to stay, but it is true we are still talking and hope to come to some arrangement."
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Postby Well Red » Fri Jun 29, 2007 12:06 am

if this is true then it really would be Birthday, Christmas and 25th May Rememberance Day all rolled into one! :D

*fingers tightly crossed*
THERE WILL BE LIFE AFTER TORRES:

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Postby roberto green » Fri Jun 29, 2007 1:23 am

i havent looked at this site for a good few hours,but reading this tevez story just excites me,especially if he wants to stay in the premier league.I hope its not another henry were my hopes are getting built up again by blatent gossip only to be knocked right down again.Please be true,Please be true,Please be true
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Postby maypaxvobiscum » Fri Jun 29, 2007 1:33 am

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im finding it hard to believe this.

its probably just lies. all lies. nasty evil lies. (do i sound like gollum?)

but hey if it comes true, WelshWizzard, i owe you a drink
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Postby babu » Fri Jun 29, 2007 1:41 am

The Wonderful Wizzard Of W*nk
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Postby maguskwt » Fri Jun 29, 2007 4:16 am

who's uncle Albert?
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Postby The Grudge » Fri Jun 29, 2007 6:58 am

maguskwt wrote:who's uncle Albert?

He gives blow jobs to all the background staff at Anfield!

Apparently hes in the know!! :nod  :laugh:
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Postby metalhead » Fri Jun 29, 2007 12:14 pm

Mancini is not a left winger FFS!!! he is a right winger.
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Postby GRAHAM01 » Fri Jun 29, 2007 12:27 pm

metalhead wrote:Mancini is not a left winger FFS!!! he is a right winger.

he can play on both wings
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Postby adamnbarrett » Fri Jun 29, 2007 1:12 pm

maguskwt wrote:who's uncle Albert?

observe

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Postby Scottbot » Fri Jun 29, 2007 3:45 pm

Sounds like Vintage W*nk to me. Only way we could get Tevez would be to tie him up in a one year loan deal because it would take Torres (type) money to buy the player outright. As for Simao and Manchini, i could see one of them coming in but not both, not a chance.
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