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by **kindaconfuzed** » Mon Sep 06, 2004 11:39 am

Ol Sven must have passed his aids test cos ol Nancy is back in his looove nest

by **Redrider** » Mon Sep 06, 2004 11:46 am

Sven was on the same Test-Rig as Roon !! The jury is still out on Roon !! :laugh:

by **stmichael** » Mon Sep 06, 2004 11:47 am

apparently nancy is hung like a horse!

by **kindaconfuzed** » Mon Sep 06, 2004 12:25 pm

St Mike

Neeeh just a face like a horse, I believe Sven likes his oats around his chops without any grass in the field.

by **kindaconfuzed** » Thu Sep 16, 2004 7:45 pm

I've also heard Nancy has an hairy ar$e and likes it hung like a donkey :kungfu:

Its reported in the Star that she leaves the odd skiddy on the sheets but Sven would think it was chocolate anyway until his elbows gave way and his face ended up in it :Oo:

by **the great one** » Thu Sep 16, 2004 7:51 pm

how much money does she want from him

by **kindaconfuzed** » Thu Sep 16, 2004 10:00 pm

call yer self the great one

As much as she can get and if it means lieing on her back for a short while (it doesnt take much for Sven to come) then a small price to pay.

She's been reported as saying she lies back "and thinks of England....yer know all them sheep and donkeys in the field..... She has also been quoted as saying Sven has a heart of an ox and a d*ck of a donkey...hung like a good un ...now yer know what she sees in the miserable git.

Me ma told me I'm a nice lad and I will meet a nice girl one day, but it just happened to be me sister :Oo:

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