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by **GYBS** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 2:01 pm

i used to make guns but i kept on being fired

by **GYBS** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 2:02 pm

GRAHAM01 wrote:i use to be a doctor but i didn't have a penis

surely you can still be a female doctor

:laugh:

by **bunglemark2** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 2:04 pm

In all honesty I am actually a multilingual purveyor of oral pleasure.....alternatively known as a "cunning linguist".....

by **dawson99** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 2:07 pm

I used to make tissues that worked better when people had really bad colds, but it really wasnot fun

geddit? was not... was snot.... snot

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by **bunglemark2** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 2:09 pm

dawson99 wrote:I used to make tissues that worked better when people had really bad colds, but it really wasnot fun

geddit? was not... was snot.... snot

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Jesus wept, that was awful......

by **Dundalk** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 2:09 pm

Excellent Dawson

by **GYBS** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 2:09 pm

poor daws poor - go and have a word with yourself

by **GRAHAM01** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 2:10 pm

taxi for daws and GYBS please

by **GYBS** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 2:11 pm

Im not sharing a taxi with him

ill just take my coat and walk

by **GRAHAM01** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 2:13 pm

don't let the door hit you on the way out

by **dawson99** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 2:14 pm

I'm fricking hilarious

(It's been a long day)

by **Dundalk** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 2:14 pm

I used to be a cashier but i always knew change was inevitable

by **GRAHAM01** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 2:43 pm

i wanted to be a tree but i was told to leaf it out :wwww

by **Number 9** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 2:50 pm

GRAHAM01 wrote:i wanted to be a tree but i was told to leaf it out

by **Woollyback** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 3:00 pm

i used to be a prostitute but got fed up being stiffed by customers. tbh i was never any good at it anyway, i'd get home at the end of the night and think i'd blown it with half my customers

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