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Postby zackboxer » Tue Aug 31, 2004 3:34 pm

Just a lil tip jay jay, X-Files fans. Create the effect of being abducted by aliens by drinking two bottles of vodka.
You'll invariably wake up in a strange place the following morning, having had your memory mysteriously 'erased'!
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Postby stmichael » Tue Aug 31, 2004 4:30 pm

just a little tip jay jay. if you want to meet new women, a great place to meet them is at a sex change clinic... :D
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Postby Gerrard#1 » Tue Aug 31, 2004 5:34 pm

:p
U say get over him, i say get under him!!:P
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Postby anfieldadorer » Wed Sep 01, 2004 10:20 am

Jay jay, you can choose a better necklace if you do this:

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Postby anfieldadorer » Wed Sep 01, 2004 10:21 am

and always smile like this:

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Postby 106-1093504160 » Wed Sep 01, 2004 11:18 am

my smile is hot. ask the ladies
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Postby zackboxer » Wed Sep 01, 2004 1:12 pm

Just a lil tip jay jay, a mouse trap, placed on top on of your alarm clock will prevent you from going back to sleep.  :)
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Postby stmichael » Wed Sep 01, 2004 1:20 pm

just a little tip jay jay. when life turns to ******, grap a pooper-scooper! :D
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Postby 106-1093504160 » Wed Sep 01, 2004 3:04 pm

he he
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Postby jonnymac1979 » Wed Sep 01, 2004 8:27 pm

Just a lil tip Jay Jay, you actually have to POST to communicate with people, single or not, on this site.
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Postby Ciggy » Wed Sep 01, 2004 8:41 pm

:laugh:  :D  :laugh:  lol johhny
But he or she aint replyed since just a little tip this thread kills me :D
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Postby 106-1093504160 » Thu Sep 02, 2004 8:57 am

stay alive cisse
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Postby Bruno Zidane! » Thu Sep 02, 2004 1:43 pm

Just a little tip Jay Jay, 20-1, Lunchtime!!!!!
Chopper:Look, you're not still angry at me about the leg, are you?
Neville Bartos : Nah, forget about it.
Chopper : Because I don't know if you remember, Neville, but I had that bloody shotgun pointed at your head. I reconsidered and dropped it down to your kneecap. Remember?
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Postby woof woof ! » Thu Sep 02, 2004 1:50 pm

Just a little tip Jay Jay ? ???
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Postby graham.raid » Thu Sep 02, 2004 1:55 pm

hi lads and lasses a little tip for getting up in the morning and stopping urself dropping back off to sleep put the alarm clock across the room,
only works if you don`t fall straight back on to the bed though
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