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Redman in wales wrote:i gone for the cook a meal approach...

got me the best fillet steaks I could find - M&S food - only a tenner for the 2! Bargain. Only gonna spend about £15-20 on the whole meal. Quick and easy to cook food, and she'll love it (i hope)

she'll probably moan that your trying to make her fat, and that no one else will look at her 

if she comes down in a nice dress and says ''does my ar'se look fat in this?''

you reply ''your ar'se has always been fat''

stmichael wrote:Last year I booked a table for me and the other half. What a waste of time. It got to 10 o'clock and she still hadn't potted a thing 

Dundalk wrote:Mrs Dundalk will get flowers and all the rest of the trimmings and then on Monday and Tuesday we are going to stay in a hotel for a break

Cant wait

and after their night out mr and mrs dundalk go to bed 

Lee J wrote:what is it with women? for fk sake!

we agreed NO CARDS! then this morning through the post came this card, she's been on fking Moonpig and got me a card delivered and now Im under pressure! ffs! 

tell ya what - fk it. she's getting NOWT cos that what we agreed on.

Im putting my foot down with a firm hand. And if she uses that old chesnut about me not 'getting any' for a long time if I forget then so be it, I'll fk her sister instead.   I'll tell her lads I really will.

what a charmer

we all dream... wrote:Just landed a bunch of roses on the girlfriends desk whilst she was in a meeting.... when she comes back she'll be well happy.

The best way to a girls heart, by making her friends jealous. She will get back to her desk and all her freinds and collegues will by like aaawww arent you lucky, isnt that sweet i wish my boyfreind was that thoughtfull and make a fuss, she will feel all special and better than her friends. So ive done awesome by just changing the timing of my flower giving.

GO ME!

I think you're on to a winner there, mate.   One of those classic women are from Venus moments because, if the situation were reversed, any self-respecting lad would have to take the rest of the day off, such would be the p!ss-taking from his male colleagues!

Bad Bob wrote:

we all dream... wrote:Just landed a bunch of roses on the girlfriends desk whilst she was in a meeting.... when she comes back she'll be well happy.

The best way to a girls heart, by making her friends jealous. She will get back to her desk and all her freinds and collegues will by like aaawww arent you lucky, isnt that sweet i wish my boyfreind was that thoughtfull and make a fuss, she will feel all special and better than her friends. So ive done awesome by just changing the timing of my flower giving.

GO ME!

I think you're on to a winner there, mate.   One of those classic women are from Venus moments because, if the situation were reversed, any self-respecting lad would have to take the rest of the day off, such would be the p!ss-taking from his male colleagues!