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[Sabre]

No, no, I'm not selfish (minge bag) eh? I don't like gifts for me either. 

My gifts are more abstract, for instance she hates that I smoke, and from January I've stopped smoking on front of her. That kind of thing makes her happy.

[Emerald Red]

Load of bollox if you ask me. So there's one day of the year where you're supposed to show love for your partner? Why not do it every other day? Capitalistic w@nk and another excuse to make money off fickle people.

I know, I know. I sound like a miserable old b@stard, but Valentines Day has always been non-existent to me.

[GYBS]

Get her on her knees and leave her with a face like a decorator's radio whilst you get off to the pub with yer mates.

so treating it like a normal day then lando 

[Lando_Griffin]

Get her on her knees and leave her with a face like a decorator's radio whilst you get off to the pub with yer mates.

so treating it like a normal day then lando 

Naturally...

[Sabre]

Get her on her knees and leave her with a face like a decorator's radio whilst you get off to the pub with yer mates.

so treating it like a normal day then lando 

Naturally...

In my town we have a theory about those mid-twenties boys that pretend to be be very macho on front of a woman, kind of the anti-romantic guys.

The theory predicts that those precisely are the first ones to end up in the church for marriage.

So be careful my friend 

Come on Lando, I know for a fact that you're romantic with women 

[Lando_Griffin]

Get her on her knees and leave her with a face like a decorator's radio whilst you get off to the pub with yer mates.

so treating it like a normal day then lando 

Naturally...

In my town we have a theory about those mid-twenties boys that pretend to be be very macho on front of a woman, kind of the anti-romantic guys.

The theory predicts that those precisely are the first ones to end up in the church for marriage.

So be careful my friend 

Come on Lando, I know for a fact that you're romantic with women 

Naturally...

[GRAHAM01]

Card Cuddly toy and meal . doesnt get much as its her birthday a couple days after

christ gybs

it sounds like the generation game at your house, all your valentines gifts passing by on a belt 

[Roger Red Hat]

Load of bollox if you ask me. So there's one day of the year where you're supposed to show love for your partner? Why not do it every other day? Capitalistic w@nk and another excuse to make money off fickle people.

I know, I know. I sound like a miserable old b@stard, but Valentines Day has always been non-existent to me.

thats exactly how we both feel. Dont get me wrong, I've been there and done all that in me teens but now a days the retailers dont get my £30 for 12 roses or £10 for a big card or £20 for some chocolates. As for cuddly toys - she has me. 

so it'll be a normal day in our house, in fact, I've just taken a job for saturday night so I'll be out working. 

she gets everything she wants all year around.

[Greavesie]

she gets everything she wants all year around.

good man   I agree about Valentines being a load of cr@p but my lass does it so its hard to escape

[JoeTerp]

Get her on her knees and leave her with a face like a decorator's radio whilst you get off to the pub with yer mates.

so treating it like a normal day then lando 

Naturally...

In my town we have a theory about those mid-twenties boys that pretend to be be very macho on front of a woman, kind of the anti-romantic guys.

The theory predicts that those precisely are the first ones to end up in the church for marriage.

So be careful my friend 

Come on Lando, I know for a fact that you're romantic with women 

if only you were 40 years older Sabre. Then you could be the typical French/Irish/Spanish movie character that gives the romance advice to the young star of the movie.  Of course he doesn't listen at first and calls you a crazy old man. Then when his heart is broken, you could either go and pick him off his feet, or die, either way, the movie hero would be spurned on to go and get the girl 

[SupitsJonF]

Well the price of roses is ridiculous right now, but I think I'll go with her favorite flower instead of a rose.  I know its yellow, but what flower I do not know 

[Roger Red Hat]

Well the price of roses is ridiculous right now, but I think I'll go with her favorite flower instead of a rose.  I know its yellow, but what flower I do not know 

a dandilion? you old romantic you 

[SupitsJonF]

Well the price of roses is ridiculous right now, but I think I'll go with her favorite flower instead of a rose.  I know its yellow, but what flower I do not know 

a dandilion? you old romantic you 

If only 

[Woollyback]

go out on the lash, come back roaring drunk at 4am stinking of ale, lipstick all over the collar of your shirt, buttons ripped off, reeking of another woman's perfume. go stamping upstairs and into the bedroom. wake the missus up by slapping her hard across the @rse and shouting 'you're next fatty!!!'


now THAT'S romance

[Sabre]

go out on the lash, come back roaring drunk at 4am stinking of ale, lipstick all over the collar of your shirt, buttons ripped off, reeking of another woman's perfume. go stamping upstairs and into the bedroom. wake the missus up by slapping her hard across the @rse and shouting 'you're next fatty!!!'


now THAT'S romance

Very funny yes, and I wouldn't disagree it has a romantic touch, but that in my country would often mean DIVORCE