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Sabre wrote:

Woollyback wrote:go out on the lash, come back roaring drunk at 4am stinking of ale, lipstick all over the collar of your shirt, buttons ripped off, reeking of another woman's perfume. go stamping upstairs and into the bedroom. wake the missus up by slapping her hard across the @rse and shouting 'you're next fatty!!!'


now THAT'S romance

Very funny yes, and I wouldn't disagree it has a romantic touch, but that in my country would often mean DIVORCE 

it would mean the same in this country as well sabre, but it would be the funniest  thing to do if you really didn't give a rats about them 

Woollyback wrote:go out on the lash, come back roaring drunk at 4am stinking of ale, lipstick all over the collar of your shirt, buttons ripped off, reeking of another woman's perfume. go stamping upstairs and into the bedroom. wake the missus up by slapping her hard across the @rse and shouting 'you're next fatty!!!'


now THAT'S romance

experience has spoken

Judge wrote:

for ciggy, zara, kazza1, nanny and shanks72

fk off Terry 'Judge' Thomas 

you fking ar$e licking slimy ol'toad.





you just beat me too it 

NANNY RED wrote:Yous lot make me laugh. Who started the thread yeh a lad Yous are all being mr big i am, but ill bet me morgage yous will be all out shoppin tomorrow looking for something to buy.Thetrs not a chance in hell none of yous lads will forget your other halfs on Valentines day. Because you know the knives will be out. an therll be nothing down for your for ages,

If my other half reads this take note,

I can always change me name to Bobbitt

i started the thread nanny, and secondly im all sorted with card, wrapped pressie, the works. so there 

GRAHAM01 wrote:i'm the same judge got the card sorted and picking up flowers today, got to hide them till tomorrow

bet she been snooping round looking for what i got here

ive not actually hid mine. she knows where they are, and ive told her not to shake the package etc 

the flowers are being delivered saturday morning

GYBS wrote:yeah same here judge - card got , flowers booked for tommz and she has no idea where im taking her for a meal tommz night

if she asks where you taking her, tell her ''all the way love, all the way''

Judge wrote:

GYBS wrote:yeah same here judge - card got , flowers booked for tommz and she has no idea where im taking her for a meal tommz night

if she asks where you taking her, tell her ''all the way love, all the way''

heaven and back on a rollercoaster of ups and downs mate