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JBG wrote:I imagine it caused him no end of grief, though. I can imagine him sitting down in his bunker fuming over the one nut song. 

...whilst fumbling his one nut with the other hand 

Lee J wrote:

JBG wrote:I imagine it caused him no end of grief, though. I can imagine him sitting down in his bunker fuming over the one nut song. 

...whilst fumbling his one nut with the other hand 

Well, the theory goes that he never gave Eva Braun a fumble, so he had to fumble something!

JBG wrote:

Lee J wrote:

JBG wrote:I imagine it caused him no end of grief, though. I can imagine him sitting down in his bunker fuming over the one nut song. 

...whilst fumbling his one nut with the other hand 

Well, the theory goes that he never gave Eva Braun a fumble, so he had to fumble something!

She didnt have anything to do with kitchen appliances ?

Braun the brand.

Bit of a long shot that, but maybe he lost his testie in one of her early inventions of the blender. 

Bam wrote:

JBG wrote:

Lee J wrote:

JBG wrote:I imagine it caused him no end of grief, though. I can imagine him sitting down in his bunker fuming over the one nut song. 

...whilst fumbling his one nut with the other hand 

Well, the theory goes that he never gave Eva Braun a fumble, so he had to fumble something!

She didnt have anything to do with kitchen appliances ?

Braun the brand.

Bit of a long shot that, but maybe he lost his testie in one of her early inventions of the blender. 

JBG wrote:

Lee J wrote:

JBG wrote:I imagine it caused him no end of grief, though. I can imagine him sitting down in his bunker fuming over the one nut song. 

...whilst fumbling his one nut with the other hand 

Well, the theory goes that he never gave Eva Braun a fumble, so he had to fumble something!

JBG wrote:Apparently not, I think you still have no problem shooting yer load.

I think the logic is that we have two of most organs so that if one packs it in we can work with just one.

All joking aside, losing a nut through testicular cancer is no joke. I know a fella that did and it almost killed him and the surgery to remove it and recover is extremely painful.

  ouch !

Sabre wrote:JBG for Spanish president. I'd kick myself Zapatero in the áss to put this man on charge of old España. 

Yes, Id see myself as a cross between Franco and Phillip II.

My first edict would be to ban Spanish school children coming to Ireland to learn English, cloggging up our streets and making it impossible to get a quarter pounder in McDonalds in peace and to mandate the free transfers of Xavi, Lionel Messi and Diego Capel to Liverpool! 

JBG wrote:Apparently not, I think you still have no problem shooting yer load.

I think the logic is that we have two of most organs so that if one packs it in we can work with just one.

All joking aside, losing a nut through testicular cancer is no joke. I know a fella that did and it almost killed him and the surgery to remove it and recover is extremely painful.

JBG wrote:

Sabre wrote:JBG for Spanish president. I'd kick myself Zapatero in the áss to put this man on charge of old España. 

Yes, Id see myself as a cross between Franco and Phillip II.

My first edict would be to ban Spanish school children coming to Ireland to learn English, cloggging up our streets and making it impossible to get a quarter pounder in McDonalds in peace and to mandate the free transfers of Xavi, Lionel Messi and Diego Capel to Liverpool! 

Nice call red37! but I have to comment this.

Being in Dundrum, Dublin, 2 summers in 1990 and 1991, I must say I feel... TOTAL SYMPATHY with your comment 


I was ashamed back then of how noisy we Spaniards can be in a bus or in Mc Donalds. 

Bam wrote:Did you know he only had one nut Lee.

The song goes .....

Hitler has only got one ball
the other is in the Albert Hall
his mother the dirty bugger
cut it off when he was small.

Never heard that version, I was brought up singing

Hitler has only got one ball
Goring has two but they are small
Himmler is very similar
And as for Goebels
He's got no balls at all.


Ahh post war Britain , bomb sites to play on, the Liver building black as the Ace of Spades and ration cards , some of you lads don't know the fun you missed.

Sabre wrote:

JBG wrote:

Sabre wrote:JBG for Spanish president. I'd kick myself Zapatero in the áss to put this man on charge of old España. 

Yes, Id see myself as a cross between Franco and Phillip II.

My first edict would be to ban Spanish school children coming to Ireland to learn English, cloggging up our streets and making it impossible to get a quarter pounder in McDonalds in peace and to mandate the free transfers of Xavi, Lionel Messi and Diego Capel to Liverpool! 

Nice call red37! but I have to comment this.

Being in Dundrum, Dublin, 2 summers in 1990 and 1991, I must say I feel... TOTAL SYMPATHY with your comment 


I was ashamed back then of how noisy we Spaniards can be in a bus or in Mc Donalds. 

Jeez, I lived in Dundrum for a couple of years. 

Back then it was a middle of the road, lower middle class neighbourhood and I lived in a stinky student flat. Now it has changed completely, being quite posh and has a massive shopping centre.