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by **NANNY RED** » Thu Nov 20, 2008 10:50 pm

Eeegh i cant stop havin a look Kaz :laugh:

by **Bam** » Thu Nov 20, 2008 10:54 pm

metalhead wrote:
Well, after the wedding we went to the Motel 6 (we live in a small town, thats all there was)
and it was on. We quickly undressed and got right down to business. I had to be careful, as she was a virgin and it was quite painful for her. I managed to get in there after a few minutes of trying. I only lasted about 2 minutes, but it was amazing. The best part was when we both orgasmed at the same time. I cried for a little while afterward, it was just so beautiful.

PMsl at that little Black kid, that thing would give anyone a fright..

by **NANNY RED** » Thu Nov 20, 2008 10:59 pm

Now i want all yous lads to be totaly honest here im serious if you was offerd a million pound would you ?

Judge this doesnt include you cause i know youd have them both free :laugh:

by **Bam** » Thu Nov 20, 2008 11:03 pm

NANNY RED wrote:Now i want all yous lads to be totaly honest here im serious if you was offerd a million pound would you ?

A million pound ?

:nod

I'd wanna wet suite aswell though.

Hmmmm I looked at the photo again ..... I'm not sure.

by **kazza 1** » Thu Nov 20, 2008 11:04 pm

NANNY RED wrote:Now i want all yous lads to be totaly honest here im serious if you was offerd a million pound would you ?

Judge this doesnt include you youd have to pay here

OMG Nanny!!!!!

If I was a man I would not touch her with a bag of dIcks!!!

And being female......Nooooooooo. Hes a bit on the thin side for me, lol!!!!

by **NANNY RED** » Thu Nov 20, 2008 11:10 pm

Bam wrote:
NANNY RED wrote:Now i want all yous lads to be totaly honest here im serious if you was offerd a million pound would you ?

A million pound ?

I'd wanna wet suite aswell though.

Hmmmm I looked at the photo again ..... I'm not sure.

Bam no wet suit im talking flesh on flesh an ill throw kissin in aswell with tongues :laugh:

ONE MILLION POUNDS

by **Bam** » Thu Nov 20, 2008 11:20 pm

NANNY RED wrote:
Bam wrote:
NANNY RED wrote:Now i want all yous lads to be totaly honest here im serious if you was offerd a million pound would you ?

A million pound ?

I'd wanna wet suite aswell though.

Hmmmm I looked at the photo again ..... I'm not sure.

Bam no wet suit im talking flesh on flesh an ill throw kissin in aswell with tongues

ONE MILLION POUNDS

Go on then.

by **metalhead** » Thu Nov 20, 2008 11:50 pm

kazza 1 wrote:
metalhead wrote:
kazza 1 wrote:
NANNY RED wrote:
maypaxvobiscum wrote:Nanny its real. im pretty sure. they have myspace too.

his

hers

Maxi i dont care if it comes from outta space never mind my space thart a fella. Maybe been on the hormone tablets but thats a lad im tellin you

I thought that too Nanny when I 1st seen it. But he says shes pregnant and I have no reason to disbelieve him, lol. Hes so proud of her. I mean he must be if hes happy enough to plaster her picture all over the internet!!!!

Though fair play to him. Loves her and she loves him. They love is blind and OMG it must be

Kazza the person who posted the thread is a wind up, its not his story because he contradicts himself by saying that he lost his virginity the day of his marriage, then says that he married her because she had her baby!

ME!!! A wind up??? Never!!!!!! I got the link from another football forum and only posted it because it gave me a laugh and made my day. I thought I would post it here and give other people a bit of a giggle!!!!!

LOL! Im sorry Kazza, I'm not saying your the wind up!! What I'm saying the person in the other forum (the forum you got it from) is on a wind up.

sorry for any misunderstanding..

me= :kungfu:

by **kazza 1** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 12:08 am

No probs Metalhead!!! I did'nt think you where having a pop at me!!!! They got it from an email and posted the link on the other forum!!! And you wanna see some off the post on it!! Its at 7 pages long now!!!! I think the guy who made to proper post on the origonal forum is taking the pi$$!!!

But as Nanny said... would you do her for a million pounds?? LOL!!!

by **Lando_Griffin** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 1:21 am

metalhead wrote:

Bam, did you watch shallow Hal mate? this guy has been hypnotized, the truth is he is seeing elisha cuthbert

This gets funnier the more you watch it. :laugh:

by **Toffeehater** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 5:34 am

i got up to page 10 and couldn't stop laughing

by **Judge** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 10:32 am

7_Kewell wrote:i don't understand...why has Kazaar married Judge??

by **metalhead** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 11:04 am

kazza 1 wrote:But as Nanny said... would you do her for a million pounds?? LOL!!!

If she was the last woman on earth and I was the last man, I will drive humanity to extinction.

unless I'm drunk

by **Judge** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 11:52 am

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Sun Nov 23, 2008 12:55 am

metalhead wrote:
kazza 1 wrote:But as Nanny said... would you do her for a million pounds?? LOL!!!

If she was the last woman on earth and I was the last man, I will drive humanity to extinction.

unless I'm drunk

come on man, a million pounds?

i'll be your marketing agent.

1) the session will be LIVE! on youtube and you'll be receiving millions of hits which would gain you commision on top of the 1million you're being paid - per click advertising.

2) you can sell your story to a tabloid or tv.

3) you can promote yourself as a fattie escort and you'll be a fattie social escort.

4) you can create a new line of clothing for jumbo sizes.

5) i'll receive 50% of everything you earn.

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