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by **SupitsJonF** » Tue Oct 28, 2008 8:24 pm

All the girls I have been with are fit with good attributes (as Sabre would say

) but then again I'm only 19. Sounds tempting but I don't think the gf would want me to start a little experiment

by **Judge** » Tue Nov 04, 2008 10:58 am

SupitsJonF wrote:All the girls I have been with are fit with good attributes (as Sabre would say ) but then again I'm only 19. Sounds tempting but I don't think the gf would want me to start a little experiment

your bird says you start a little experiment every time you drop yer kegs in front of her (so she said on facebook anyway)

by **Roger Red Hat** » Tue Nov 04, 2008 1:15 pm

Judge wrote:
SupitsJonF wrote:All the girls I have been with are fit with good attributes (as Sabre would say ) but then again I'm only 19. Sounds tempting but I don't think the gf would want me to start a little experiment

your bird says you start a little experiment every time you drop yer kegs in front of her (so she said on facebook anyway)

yeah Judge also joined the group "Ive got a little todger"

by **Judge** » Tue Nov 04, 2008 2:51 pm

Lee J wrote:
Judge wrote:
SupitsJonF wrote:All the girls I have been with are fit with good attributes (as Sabre would say ) but then again I'm only 19. Sounds tempting but I don't think the gf would want me to start a little experiment

your bird says you start a little experiment every time you drop yer kegs in front of her (so she said on facebook anyway)

yeah Judge also joined the group "Ive got a little todger"

and lee joined the one saying --''i look like a little todger'' (as in he does)

by **SupitsJonF** » Tue Nov 04, 2008 4:38 pm

Judge wrote:
SupitsJonF wrote:All the girls I have been with are fit with good attributes (as Sabre would say ) but then again I'm only 19. Sounds tempting but I don't think the gf would want me to start a little experiment

your bird says you start a little experiment every time you drop yer kegs in front of her (so she said on facebook anyway)

You even in the facebook group?

by **tubby** » Sat Nov 08, 2008 6:34 pm

When I was at uni I worked in a local pub at the weekends and during hols id do a few evenings a week. So anyway after a while I got to know all the locals and in particular a group of French Algerian guys that used to come in almost every other night. I finished early one night and thought I might as well stay and get :censored:

. There was Spanish football on and I wasn't working the next day till 3 so I could get relativley hammered.

Anyway we got chatting to these 2 munters, one of whom was going to go back to this guy Mourrads house (one of the Algerians). He said to me bav why dont you try it with her friend otherwise she wont come back alone she wants her mate to come back too. Both of them were ugly as :censored:

but I was dying to get my end wet as it had been almost 2 months since I had any action so I thought why the :censored:

not. So we were all getting along and eventually we went back to his flat. He lived with a load of French guys but they were all out. He said no one else was home so I could just do her in the living room. I said I didnt give a :censored:

as by this point I was steaming drunk, had the beer goggles on and couldn't wait to get laid.

So a little while later there we were on the couch naked and I stupidly asked her to sit on my face. Big mistake!!!! As I soon learned there are some things you shoud not do in bed with a girl whom has been out drinking all night. So anyway we got into to eventually and I heard the door open. Some guy said in a French accent who is there? I shouted "Go away this room is taken".

The fecking wierdo sat down on the couch in front of us in the dark and just sat there looking at us. He said "I like this picture its erotic please carry on". I pulled the condom of so fast and just flung it right in his face. He then starting cursing at me in French and tried to swing at me with a guitar. I grabbed my clothes and legged it out of there leaving the poor girl on the couch haha. Unfortunatley their flat was right opposite a copshop and there were a few of them just coming in of a shift so that all had a right laugh at me.

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Sat Nov 08, 2008 7:44 pm

by **RedBen** » Sat Nov 08, 2008 8:35 pm

maypaxvobiscum wrote:

I second that

by **bigkarl** » Sat Nov 08, 2008 10:47 pm

my 19th birthday saw me get friendly with a female friend of a large scale! To hide my blushes I was spending time with my mates on an upper floor of a club and going downstairs to a wee kiss ti her so they would not find out! Anyway we gets back to the caravan park where we were staying and I took her behind an empty van. I had not spoke to her for a few years and funnily enough dumped into a fella from the caravan park in Florida of all places. We were talking about old times and I told him about the night and finally admitted that I shagged the fat blonde one!

Anyway I am sure you all know where I am going here! Yes turns out he was on his honeymoon with...The fattie*

Really wish the earth would have swallowed me there and then!

* Note: she had lost shed loads of weight and was actually looking quite hot!

by **destro** » Sat Nov 08, 2008 10:54 pm

bigkarl wrote:I had not spoke to her for a few years and funnily enough dumped into a fella from the caravan park in Florida of all places.

This is a topic about Fatties mate, leave that sort of stuff for weird websites that specialise in that sort of behaviour. Put me right of my Cumberland sausage butty that did ! :sniffle

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Sat Nov 08, 2008 10:58 pm

destro wrote:
bigkarl wrote:I had not spoke to her for a few years and funnily enough dumped into a fella from the caravan park in Florida of all places.

This is a topic about Fatties mate, leave that sort of stuff for weird websites that specialise in that sort of behaviour. Put me right of my Cumberland sausage butty that did !

now im confused. the riddle for the day is ''who did Bigkarl make out with?''

by **liverpool4life4** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 6:16 am

ROFL awesome story

by **bigkarl** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 6:12 pm

destro wrote:
bigkarl wrote:I had not spoke to her for a few years and funnily enough dumped into a fella from the caravan park in Florida of all places.

This is a topic about Fatties mate, leave that sort of stuff for weird websites that specialise in that sort of behaviour. Put me right of my Cumberland sausage butty that did !

bumped!!

by **Judge** » Mon Nov 17, 2008 12:46 pm

bigkarl wrote:
destro wrote:
bigkarl wrote:I had not spoke to her for a few years and funnily enough dumped into a fella from the caravan park in Florida of all places.

This is a topic about Fatties mate, leave that sort of stuff for weird websites that specialise in that sort of behaviour. Put me right of my Cumberland sausage butty that did !

bummed!!

by **GRAHAM01** » Thu Mar 19, 2009 4:46 pm

sorry to bump but

take a look through this thread when you get 5 mins GYBS

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