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by **Judge** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 12:57 pm

Ciggy wrote:
Sabre wrote:You wanna kill me lads? I'm dying of laughter here.

I thought only in Spain we could talk naturally about these things, I thought you were too civilised for that I'm crying here.

I think I got what turtle head means but what's a Richard the III?

Whats poo in spanish Sabre

kaka

or is that brazilian for poo

by **andy_g** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 1:44 pm

scatalogical spanish lesson:

sh!t - mierda
to have a sh!t - cagar
poo - kaka

by **Woollyback** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 1:48 pm

Judge wrote:
Ciggy wrote:
Sabre wrote:You wanna kill me lads? I'm dying of laughter here.

I thought only in Spain we could talk naturally about these things, I thought you were too civilised for that I'm crying here.

I think I got what turtle head means but what's a Richard the III?

Whats poo in spanish Sabre

kaka

or is that brazilian for poo

they speak portuguese in brazil

by **Ciggy** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 2:13 pm

Poo in Dutch is hoopje strondt

by **Dundalk** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 2:18 pm

Judge wrote:brazilian for poo

Kleberson

by **Roger Red Hat** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 2:40 pm

today's tale has really made me feel ill. I got to trap 1 and it was been used so I had to slum it and go into trap 2. Some mucky, dirty, filthy, no good, jumped up, never come down, black ar$ed sh!t monster had left me a pressie. Can you guess what it is yet? yes, a meaty turd looking back up at me. Well, I gipped and suddenly I really didn't need to go at all. So I just left. Oh, and i did flush it.

Why oh why didnt he flush it away?

so now Im back at my desk baking this kake. every now and then I give a shiver as I try to redirect the nudging of the turtles head back up me chute. How long can I go until I give in?

by **Judge** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 2:41 pm

Woollyback wrote:
Judge wrote:
Ciggy wrote:
Sabre wrote:You wanna kill me lads? I'm dying of laughter here.

I thought only in Spain we could talk naturally about these things, I thought you were too civilised for that I'm crying here.

I think I got what turtle head means but what's a Richard the III?

Whats poo in spanish Sabre

kaka

or is that brazilian for poo

they speak portuguese in brazil

i know, it was a reference to the countrys language

by **andy_g** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 2:57 pm

Judge wrote:
Woollyback wrote:
Judge wrote:
Ciggy wrote:
Sabre wrote:You wanna kill me lads? I'm dying of laughter here.

I thought only in Spain we could talk naturally about these things, I thought you were too civilised for that I'm crying here.

I think I got what turtle head means but what's a Richard the III?

Whats poo in spanish Sabre

kaka

or is that brazilian for poo

they speak portuguese in brazil

i know, it was a reference to the countrys language

what, you mean portuguese?

by **dawson99** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 3:15 pm

you cant prairie dog all day lee mate, just be a man, poop away

by **Bad Bob** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 3:31 pm

RUSHIE#9 wrote:must of got a hundred paper cuts on me erse from the cheap shitty bog roll in me desperation to get ouuta there!!!

SHIT at work at you peril has been my motto from that day!!

Yep, yet another reason not to sh!t at work: bargain bin a.rse paper. So thin you can see through it (and poke through it with ease) but rough as sand paper and with edges like razor blades dipped in iodine. :no

Like taking a cheese grater to your rusty sheriff's badge. :help

by **Igor Zidane** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 3:38 pm

Bad Bob wrote:
RUSHIE#9 wrote:must of got a hundred paper cuts on me erse from the cheap shitty bog roll in me desperation to get ouuta there!!!

SHIT at work at you peril has been my motto from that day!!

Yep, yet another reason not to sh!t at work: bargain bin a.rse paper. So thin you can see through it (and poke through it with ease) but rough as sand paper and with edges like razor blades dipped in iodine. Like taking a cheese grater to your rusty sheriff's badge.

Yep and you end up with ring sting and an @rse like the Japanese flag. :no

by **Sabre** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 3:45 pm

andy_g wrote:scatalogical spanish lesson:

sh!t - mierda
to have a sh!t - cagar
poo - kaka

Advanced Spanish:

Turd = Ñordo, Mocordo, Mierda

To have a shít:

a) Ir a hablar con el Sr. Roca. (go to talk with Mr Roca, (the famous WC brand))

b) Plantar un pino. Plant a pine.

c) Descargar. Offload.

d) Ir al trono. Go to the Throne (the Wc bowl)

To píss:

a) Mear

b) Echar un meo

c) Cambiar el agua al canario. CHange the water to the Canarino

by **Judge** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 4:57 pm

andy_g wrote:
Judge wrote:
Woollyback wrote:
Judge wrote:
Ciggy wrote:
Sabre wrote:You wanna kill me lads? I'm dying of laughter here.

I thought only in Spain we could talk naturally about these things, I thought you were too civilised for that I'm crying here.

I think I got what turtle head means but what's a Richard the III?

Whats poo in spanish Sabre

kaka

or is that brazilian for poo

they speak portuguese in brazil

i know, it was a reference to the countrys language

what, you mean portuguese?

yeah yeah, i meant he's brazilian but failed to add he speaks portugese, now fick orf

by **Roger Red Hat** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 10:38 am

Had to laugh... trap 1 and trap 2 were both full this morning so I just had a p!ss, washed me hands and left only as I was leaving I switched the light off - lol

trap 2 - "oi ya bstd! put light back on"
trap 1 - "for fk's sake!"

One of the lads in there was from my office and he came back in saying "some tw@t turned the bog leets off, I had to get my moby out and shine a light towards the light switch" :laugh:

by **112-1077774096** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 10:44 am

you guys are lucky, at my office we have a woman cleaner who is constantly in the bathroom, she will do her make up in there and have her lunch.

I like peace when I am having a poo, i have to time it when she leaves the bathroom but she always comes in, and the worst thing is she will start sweeping the floor while I am dropping a meaty chud and despite it being a big bathroom she will home in on your cubicle and the brush is coming under the door, then when i have finished she will be straight in the cubicle lifting the seat to check for floaters.

she must have no sense of smell

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