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woof woof ! wrote:
Easy to avoid splash back on yer a'rse, I usually just stand on the seat and drop stuff from a great height, kinda 30 secs over Hiroshima feeling, maybe that explains the radioactive pimples on my feet.

Worst than that though is sittin' on a bog  and the end of yer knob helmet exposed comes into contact with the cold p'iss riddled ceramic bowl    

       You are not wrong woof.

That's what he does , he dumps from as high of the seat as possible without it hitting any stray objects on the way down .

Myself i quiet like the feeling of that cold water hitting your botty , especially when it hits you right on the tea towel holder. 

Maybe it's just me.

jonnymac1979 wrote:

Bad Bob wrote:Never sh!t where you work, is my motto.

Don't mind a little 'Barry White' in work actually, Bob.  I've got Tetris on my phone.  And Wikipedia on the arl mobile comes in handy when you're there forever...

Considering what I do to earn a living and what I'm paid etc... blah, blah, blah, I reckon if I worked it out, I've earned at least if not more £500 this tax year actually pebble blasting the sides of the work bogs...

Not a bad script in my eyes...  shite-ing while you earn...

Waiting for Peewee's comeback where he says he's earnt Three Grand shitting this tax year.

It's not a competition...  it never was...

   

Lee J wrote:anyone flush before they dump? wipe the seat with bog roll?

does it make any difference ?

Lee J wrote:peice of mind i think. I always wipe around the seat with bog roll and flush first - im a creature of habit

Good move.   It may not really do much sanitation wise but it tests the plumbing to make sure the last fella didn't gum up the works.  It's the worst feeling in the world to lay some coil, hit the lever expecting it to whoosh away only to look down and see the tide's coming in, not going out.  That happened to me once a few years back and I've never moved so fast in my life--pants up and out of the stall in seconds.  The sound of water cascading down the outside of the bowl ringing in my ears as the washroom door closed behind me.  Felt sorry for the poor fecker in the stall next to me, though.  He never knew what hit him.  And there's another reason why I don't sh!t at work (what if it was your boss next door?) and refuse to go into a stall if there's anyone in the one next door. 

andy_g wrote:just stare them out through that convenient little hole someone has made in the cubicle wall.

Judge wrote:

andy_g wrote:just stare them out through that convenient little hole someone has made in the cubicle wall.

i dunno why, but that comment made me laugh very loud indeed

was it because it was funny?

Bad Bob wrote:Never sh!t where you work, is my motto.  Thankfully there are plenty of buildings on campus to choose from.  It only becomes an issue when you're seriously pushing cloth and can't manage a 5 minute walk without looking like the Hunchback of Notre Dame.

Also, can I say how fecking stupid auto-flushing toilets are?  Always flush when you don't want them to and never when you do.  Plus, the risk of backsplash is unacceptably high with them for some reason.  Pointless!

can u imagine when you're halfway done and the auto flush gets activated and it creates chocolate milkshake that splatters all over your @ss? lol. it happen to me once but i got off in time.