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Postby Mikz » Sat Oct 20, 2007 10:13 pm

I worked as a fisherman...I was reeling it in
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Postby babu » Mon Nov 26, 2007 2:14 pm

i am pinching some of these posts, sorry, but its for a good reason
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Postby dawson99 » Mon Nov 26, 2007 2:20 pm

i was gonna be a cardiologist but i didnt have the heart
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Postby Perry Digweed » Mon Nov 26, 2007 3:59 pm

I used to drive tube trains to Morden-dead end job.
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Postby Mikz » Mon Nov 26, 2007 4:59 pm

I was a barber, but I knew i had to take a cut if i was gonna get a head.  :lookaround  sad parting tho lol
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Postby andy_g » Sun May 18, 2008 9:20 pm

Red squirrel wrote:Come on folks lets hear what kind of jobs we all have.

Me im a rocket scientist.....err...well....A Motor mechanic..

Close anyway!! :glare:

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Postby Woollyback » Sun May 18, 2008 11:32 pm

i used to be a farmer but i thought i was in the wrong field. i tried to cultivate a career in another direction and decided to plough a different furrow but sometimes it's a case of the grass is always greener. i suppose you reap what you sow    :O
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Postby andy_g » Mon May 19, 2008 7:16 am

i tried to get into bacon production, but i made a pigs ear of it
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Postby 112-1077774096 » Mon May 19, 2008 7:44 am

50 pages   :laugh:
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Postby 112-1077774096 » Mon May 19, 2008 7:47 am

i used to be a cartographer, my career was mapped out for me but then i took another direction, i was at   a crossroads in my life and i headed east
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Postby woof woof ! » Mon May 19, 2008 8:14 am

Once worked as a dietitian at a knocking shop in Belgium, got binned for feeding the girls Brothel Sprouts :(
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Postby Igor Zidane » Mon May 19, 2008 9:04 am

woof woof ! wrote:Once worked as a dietitian at a knocking shop in Belgium, got binned for feeding the girls Brothel Sprouts :(

:laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh: That's just so bad woof.

I used to be a suicide bomber , but when it came to blowing myself up , i just went to pieces.
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Postby andy_g » Mon May 19, 2008 9:58 am

brothel sprouts :laugh:


i started a business delivering salads but the council wouldn't lettuce
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Postby 112-1077774096 » Mon May 19, 2008 10:16 am

i used to run an aquarium shop, i sold it as it was just too fishy
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Postby Woollyback » Mon May 19, 2008 11:30 am

i did a stint down at the local sewage works but it was a load of sh.it
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