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Judge wrote:look, dont put your own short comings onto me. its not your fault you want sabre

personally id do kirsty gallagher, but you rushie,you like a steve bruce lookalike

Cheeky get!!


I'm getting help for it!! 







Kirsty Gallacher can ride my rod any day!! 

Judge wrote:

peewee wrote:if i was on holiday with a bird and i need a plop, i wouldn't do it in the room, i would go to the toilets near reception to do it   


now i am older though and have been with Mrs peewee for 6 years i am not too worried about the pong

peewee's missus is actually called Pong Poo, so no issues there 

hey here name is poo pong, she likes her surname second   

bigmick wrote:If it's just a normal one, then it'd be OK after a week or so I reckon. If you've been a bit bunged up though and you reckon it's going to be like a buoy, floating around and resisting all attemtps to torpedo it, in my experience it might pay to wait until you get back home. On a slightly seperate note, my little lads best mate Luke never fails to have a sh!te every time he comes round our house. Stinks the place out as well the little fecker, don't know if he's barred off their carsey at Home or what but if it carries on I might have to consider taking similar drastic measures myself.

Nothing worse than when you're eating your Spag Boll, you hear the flush, the door opens and he comes out looking as pleased as punch with himself and suddenly you are engulfed in a fecking deluge of asthma inducing pungency. I should just go round his house and have a pony while they're eating their dinners and see if they like it

shanks72 wrote:

Cheered me up this thread......dawsino humour at it's best

are you offering your services 

jonnymac1979 wrote:First night.

but not with a fattie again jon 

Judge wrote:

jonnymac1979 wrote:First night.

but not with a fattie again jon