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by **Roger Red Hat** » Wed May 21, 2008 4:02 pm

trouble is you know you want a tom t!t but daren't. But every time you move your ar$e squeeks little plippy farts that really stink.

I once baked a chocolate hostage in the dock all night cos I daren't go to the bathroom. Had to wait until she left the next day - thought she was never gonna leave. Had really bad gut ache for hours.

by **7_Kewell** » Wed May 21, 2008 4:04 pm

Lee J wrote:I once baked a chocolate hostage in the dock all night cos I daren't go to the bathroom.

by **Roger Red Hat** » Wed May 21, 2008 4:59 pm

ar$e was going ... tanner-bob tanner-bob tanner-bob

by **Judge** » Thu May 22, 2008 10:13 am

jonnymac1979 wrote:
Judge wrote:
jonnymac1979 wrote:First night.

but not with a fattie again jon

Not fussy.

you the man

by **Reg** » Sat Jun 21, 2008 1:02 am

What a killer of a question....... there's no way you'd do it on the first night..... shuffling back into the livibg room 'err sorry about that...' haha! 4th date. Otherwise endure the pain and try not to sweat.

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