When is the best time - For that special first time

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When is the best time - For that special first time

1st time you go back to hers
11
61%
1-7 days of knowing
2
11%
8-14 days of knowing
3
17%
more?
2
11%
 
Total votes : 18

Postby RUSHIE#9 » Tue May 13, 2008 10:03 pm

Judge wrote:look, dont put your own short comings onto me. its not your fault you want sabre :D

personally id do kirsty gallagher, but you rushie,you like a steve bruce lookalike :D

:laugh: Cheeky get!!


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Postby Judge » Thu May 15, 2008 1:09 pm

rod? lol :D
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Postby The Manhattan Project » Thu May 15, 2008 7:32 pm

Don't eat all day before a date.

When you go out with her, don't eat so much.

Just eat a salad, some rice and some ice cream.

That way, your belly will generally be empty, thus making the need to :censored: completely non-problematic.
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Postby Kharhaz » Thu May 15, 2008 11:44 pm

1st time for me. You have to "christen you present crib" dont you? Also share it with her, if she has a good sense of humour she'll faint then wake up laughing calling you a dirty get ! if she just faints and doesnt wake up, wipe all prints and leg it !
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Postby Judge » Fri May 16, 2008 7:39 am

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Postby 112-1077774096 » Fri May 16, 2008 9:19 am

Judge wrote:
peewee wrote:if i was on holiday with a bird and i need a plop, i wouldn't do it in the room, i would go to the toilets near reception to do it   :D


now i am older though and have been with Mrs peewee for 6 years i am not too worried about the pong

peewee's missus is actually called Pong Poo, so no issues there  :D

hey here name is poo pong, she likes her surname second    :angry:












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Postby Judge » Fri May 16, 2008 9:33 am

:D  similar to that character in little britain :D

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peewee's pong poo  :D
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Postby GRAHAM01 » Fri May 16, 2008 11:13 am

bigmick wrote:If it's just a normal one, then it'd be OK after a week or so I reckon. If you've been a bit bunged up though and you reckon it's going to be like a buoy, floating around and resisting all attemtps to torpedo it, in my experience it might pay to wait until you get back home. On a slightly seperate note, my little lads best mate Luke never fails to have a sh!te every time he comes round our house. Stinks the place out as well the little fecker, don't know if he's barred off their carsey at Home or what but if it carries on I might have to consider taking similar drastic measures myself.

Nothing worse than when you're eating your Spag Boll, you hear the flush, the door opens and he comes out looking as pleased as punch with himself and suddenly you are engulfed in a fecking deluge of asthma inducing pungency. I should just go round his house and have a pony while they're eating their dinners and see if they like it :blues:

pmsl at that my lad has a friend that comes round and does that as well dirty little fecker
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Postby shanks72 » Sat May 17, 2008 9:20 pm

:laugh:

Cheered me up this thread......dawsino humour at it's best :)
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Postby Judge » Mon May 19, 2008 3:29 pm

shanks72 wrote: :laugh:

Cheered me up this thread......dawsino humour at it's best :)

are you offering your services  :p
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Postby jonnymac1979 » Mon May 19, 2008 5:48 pm

First night.
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Postby jonnymac1979 » Mon May 19, 2008 6:05 pm

bigmick wrote:If it's just a normal one, then it'd be OK after a week or so I reckon. If you've been a bit bunged up though and you reckon it's going to be like a buoy, floating around and resisting all attemtps to torpedo it, in my experience it might pay to wait until you get back home. On a slightly seperate note, my little lads best mate Luke never fails to have a sh!te every time he comes round our house. Stinks the place out as well the little fecker, don't know if he's barred off their carsey at Home or what but if it carries on I might have to consider taking similar drastic measures myself.

Nothing worse than when you're eating your Spag Boll, you hear the flush, the door opens and he comes out looking as pleased as punch with himself and suddenly you are engulfed in a fecking deluge of asthma inducing pungency. I should just go round his house and have a pony while they're eating their dinners and see if they like it :blues:

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:D  :D  :D
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Postby Judge » Mon May 19, 2008 7:58 pm

jonnymac1979 wrote:First night.

but not with a fattie again jon  :laugh:
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Postby jonnymac1979 » Mon May 19, 2008 8:17 pm

Judge wrote:
jonnymac1979 wrote:First night.

but not with a fattie again jon  :laugh:

Not fussy.
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Postby 7_Kewell » Mon May 19, 2008 8:31 pm

:laugh: @ this thread
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