What is time?

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What is time?

An Ancient Egyptian method of cleansing wounds
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14%
A roll of single-ply toilet paper, with a nice embossed pattern
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Man's method of charting, based around Earth's orbit of the Sun
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43%
A loose hinge on a rusty gate, blowing in the wind
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A Shrubery!
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29%
An incandescent matchstick flame in a patch of nasty weather
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No votes
A bracket at B&Q which comes with it's own screws. Ideal for wood
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No votes
A lack of appreciation at La Boheme's opening night
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No votes
A pair of hussy's used tights, carefully folded and smothered in glue
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14%
A bowl of fruit, distinctly lacking strawberries and satsumas
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No votes
 
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Postby Lando_Griffin » Tue Mar 07, 2006 2:54 am

Well. It's certainly a man-made concept.

There was no time before man. Just events in a vast expanse. It is humans who decided to create a scale by which events could be charted.
Just like a map, time is a ceaseless product of our ancestors' desire to regulate the body clock, maintain a sense of continuation and balance, and ensure they could get to the pub before closing!!!!!!!  :D
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Postby Cool Hand Luke » Tue Mar 07, 2006 3:14 pm

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Postby JBG » Tue Mar 07, 2006 3:19 pm

Its CHICO TIME.  :wwww
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Postby Judge » Tue Mar 07, 2006 3:33 pm

its not a man made concept, as time exists, so its a man made creation, you numpty lando :D




lol at jbg, chico, wtf :D
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Postby The Ace1983 » Tue Mar 07, 2006 6:17 pm

If we hadn't of invented time, would we age? :blues:
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Postby Lando_Griffin » Wed Mar 08, 2006 3:28 am

Judge wrote:its not a man made concept, as time exists, so its a man made creation, you numpty lando :D




lol at jbg, chico, wtf :D

I think you'll find you're wrong there, you judicial son of a b*tch! 

Concept: 1. "A general idea derived or inferred from specific instances or occurrences."
2. "Something formed in the mind; a thought or notion."

Whomever invented time, I'm prepared to wager, thought about it before they created it!!!!! :eyebrow

They will also have based the entire thing around the occurrences of the Sun rising and setting. :p

Time is man made. There was no time before man decided he wanted to know when to be out of the house as to avoid his mother-in-law!!!!!

Think about it: Time is nothing in space. There are no seconds, minutes, hours, etc. These are just scales invented by man to measure existance.


And also so we knew how long to boil an egg.  :D
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Postby Judge » Wed Mar 08, 2006 8:42 am

Lando_Griffin wrote:
Judge wrote:its not a man made concept, as time exists, so its a man made creation, you numpty lando :D




lol at jbg, chico, wtf :D



These are just scales invented by man to measure existance.

exactly what i said
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Postby Homebooby » Wed Mar 08, 2006 11:03 am

time is when you have to get the last round in before you go home.
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Postby Judge » Wed Mar 08, 2006 12:40 pm

Homebooby wrote:time is when you have to get the last round in before you go home.

so homebooby still doesnt understand time, the tight wad  :D
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Postby Homebooby » Wed Mar 08, 2006 1:22 pm

Judge wrote:
Homebooby wrote:time is when you have to get the last round in before you go home.

so homebooby still doesnt understand time, the tight wad  :D

eh?
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Postby Judge » Wed Mar 08, 2006 1:31 pm

if you understood time, then you'd get the last beer in, but coz you dont, you leave us all in despair with no beer :p

get it now
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Postby Sparky » Wed Mar 08, 2006 2:25 pm

TIME IS JUST A STATE OF MIND, THERE IS NO TIME, NO LIFE, NO LOVE, NO POWER! !

SLEEP!!!!

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Postby Homebooby » Wed Mar 08, 2006 3:08 pm

Judge wrote:if you understood time, then you'd get the last beer in, but coz you dont, you leave us all in despair with no beer :p

get it now

ach, nit-picking, time/last orders....all the same innit.
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Postby dawson99 » Wed Mar 08, 2006 4:04 pm

Time is not an elementary concept. We do not have a sense for time. Time is a concept based on elementary concepts. We observe distance, velocity and oscillatory movements but not time. In physics we say that time is distance divided by velocity. Do not confuse "time" with a sequence of events. Several sensations are stored in the order they occurred. That is primary information, it is something existing in our brains or the computer memory of an artificial intelligent system.
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Postby drummerphil » Wed Mar 08, 2006 4:17 pm

time is now,time is yesterday,time is tomorrow
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