by Emerald Red » Fri Jan 18, 2008 4:45 am
I seriously hope no stories come out in the press how Aurelio was mistaken for a woman by Crouchy with a few Vodka in him. We'll know if he's walking funny in training.
You can imagine the press:
Fabio Aurelio last night gave a statement to police over allegations of indecent assault.
"I don't know what happened. Last thing I remember was a 7 foot penguin coming at me, and Batman jumped me from behind." Said Aurelio, who was visibly shaken by the incident.