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Postby Kharhaz » Thu Oct 18, 2007 9:50 pm

I owned a Limbo Dancing company...but it went under.
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Postby Dundalk » Thu Oct 18, 2007 9:57 pm

I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it.
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Postby ConnO'var » Fri Oct 19, 2007 1:49 am

Used to train greyhounds..... had to quit.... dogged with injury.
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Postby 112-1077774096 » Fri Oct 19, 2007 2:33 am

some people are taking this thread seriously   :laugh:
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Postby NiftyNeil » Fri Oct 19, 2007 6:22 am

I used to be a sperm donor, but it was a wank job.
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Postby ConnO'var » Fri Oct 19, 2007 11:09 am

Used to build merry-go-rounds but couldn't take the rotation.
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Postby Mikz » Fri Oct 19, 2007 2:32 pm

I did that too...just seemed as if i was going round in circles
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Postby JBG » Fri Oct 19, 2007 3:15 pm

I once was a journalist but I couldn't hack it, it was front page news when I left.
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Postby dawson99 » Fri Oct 19, 2007 3:38 pm

i also wanted to be a journolist but in my two week trial i did my article on the apparatus that keeps the celing up and the writing was on the wall
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Postby NiftyNeil » Fri Oct 19, 2007 6:33 pm

dawson99 wrote:i also wanted to be a journolist but in my two week trial i did my article on the apparatus that keeps the celing up and the writing was on the wall

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Postby Mikz » Fri Oct 19, 2007 10:29 pm

I used to be a famous argentian footballer....I think I HANDLED it very well  :buttrock
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Postby Dundalk » Fri Oct 19, 2007 11:34 pm

I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patients.
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Postby Bad Bob » Sat Oct 20, 2007 2:49 am

I used to work in a balloon shop but that job blew.

I then went to work at the gallows but couldn't get the hang of it.

Desperate for cash, I thought about gay porn for a moment until Mikz told about his experiences: he just kept getting shafted and eventually got the sack.  :laugh:
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Postby Dundalk » Sat Oct 20, 2007 11:01 am

I was a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.
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Postby The Grudge » Sat Oct 20, 2007 3:12 pm

I used to work as a fish but i couldnt swim! :D
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