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by **woof woof !** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 7:33 pm

Have you young guys never heard of

A bit of this on yer helmet and you'll bang away for hours , but make sure your wearing protection or she'll feel her flue's on fire.

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 1:17 am

The Ace1983 wrote:That's why you should always start with licking the self destruct button and that way you get a head start. Woof's right. Getting your own man milk all over your chops isn't that nice so supping the gushing chasm pre-hump is a much better option.

she made me do that :sniffle

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 1:38 am

is it true woof woof about the tiger balm thing? if she is gonna feel her thing on fire, what about our magic stick? its gonna be on fire too?

by **Ciggy** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 8:05 am

maypaxvobiscum wrote:is it true woof woof about the tiger balm thing? if she is gonna feel her thing on fire, what about our magic stick? its gonna be on fire too?

I shouldnt be in this topic but :laugh:

by **redtrader74** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 8:10 am

red37 wrote:
maypaxvobiscum wrote:
Judge wrote:
Rafa-Dodd wrote:The only sexban I would let any bird impose upon me would be if she had a jamrag on.

Even then, if she wants to....

same here

whats a jamrag?

A Blobstopper

A manhole cover

by **Roger Red Hat** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 8:50 am

Ciggy wrote:
maypaxvobiscum wrote:is it true woof woof about the tiger balm thing? if she is gonna feel her thing on fire, what about our magic stick? its gonna be on fire too?

I shouldnt be in this topic but

but you are so lets have your opinion on the matter

by **GRAHAM01** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 8:51 am

Lee J wrote:
Ciggy wrote:
maypaxvobiscum wrote:is it true woof woof about the tiger balm thing? if she is gonna feel her thing on fire, what about our magic stick? its gonna be on fire too?

I shouldnt be in this topic but

but you are so lets have your opinion on the matter

leej you dirty dog

but good call

by **Roger Red Hat** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 8:52 am

The Ace1983 wrote:Getting your own man milk all over your chops isn't that nice

better than going down there and getting some other guys baby gravy over your face. :sniffle

by **woof woof !** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 10:18 am

maypaxvobiscum wrote:is it true woof woof about the tiger balm thing? if she is gonna feel her thing on fire, what about our magic stick? its gonna be on fire too?

Yes and Yes Max

.

Don't apply too much , it will numb yer helmet which should prevent you from "arriving" before she does.

by **66-1112520797** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 10:44 am

woof woof ! wrote:Have you young guys never heard of

A bit of this on yer helmet and you'll bang away for hours , but make sure your wearing protection or she'll feel her flue's on fire.

F.uck that, thats one hot helmet there, and a burning japseye.

I think I'll stick to thinking about Maggy thatcher and the queens' mother.

by **The Ace1983** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 10:47 am

woof woof ! wrote:Have you young guys never heard of

A bit of this on yer helmet and you'll bang away for hours , but make sure your wearing protection or she'll feel her flue's on fire.

Man, that stuff cures everything. I tried that trick once but I overdid it. No one told me that just a smidge would do. I nearly fainted it was so painful (while being numb) and I couldn't keep a stiffy for more than 30 seconds. Yeah, be conservative with that stuff. A touch will do you a treat, half the jar will have you panicing that your knob's gonna fall off.
:down:

by **Roger Red Hat** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 10:53 am

love it...

....best rub some on ya ball bag too, just to make sure

by **Lando_Griffin** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 2:04 pm

This thread is fantastic!

Got to say a well-timed pinch of the rod-end does wonders for the old stamina. :nod

That, and less vigorous thrusting. :laugh:

by **Roger Red Hat** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 2:11 pm

any of you guys been with a girl who can squeeze the inside of her love hole while your in there.?

made me jump a mile first time it happened but it's kinda nice.

she sort of tenses the inside - squeezes ya old man.

by **woof woof !** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 2:15 pm

Lee J wrote:any of you guys been with a girl who can squeeze the inside of her love hole while your in there.?

made me jump a mile first time it happened but it's kinda nice.

she sort of tenses the inside - squeezes ya old man.

Mate in Thailand I've been with birds who can take the top of a beer bottle with the lips of their flange.

Had one bird who could feed you fried rice using a pair of chop sticks inserted in her flue .

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