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Postby metalhead » Sun Sep 02, 2007 9:50 pm

Sabre wrote:When you eyaculate you can sense the muscle involved there within the anus and your balls.

thats why sometimes your anus gets a cramp  :D
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Postby Bad Bob » Sun Sep 02, 2007 11:09 pm

Kinell, when did Sabre turn into Dr. Ruth? :laugh:  PMSL at this thread but there are more than a few home truths in all of this. :nod  So, there must've been another thread where the conversation turned to sex given the way Rafa kicked things off.  Point me to it, please...I want to follow the whole discussion! :;):
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Postby Sabre » Sun Sep 02, 2007 11:16 pm

Football, sex, orgams, being on the top of the table, it's all related.

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Postby Judge » Mon Sep 03, 2007 8:05 am

Rafa-Dodd wrote:The only sexban I would let any bird impose upon me would be if she had a jamrag on.

Even then, if she wants to.... :D

same here  :D
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Postby Roger Red Hat » Mon Sep 03, 2007 9:23 am

Dilema here - SABRE!

So i'm thinking 'tighten anus muscles, stop the p!ss, margerat thatcher and breath from the gut' but she can sense im about to blow me cork and starts fiddling with me nuts and asking for a shower :cool:

what do i do? she wants me to blow me stones all over her right then and there but i want to go on for another round so i just gave in and drowned her.

Its the hardest thing in the world to do as when you get to the vinegar stroke the last thing on ya mind is to stop it, I cant do it.  :(  sorry
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Postby maypaxvobiscum » Mon Sep 03, 2007 10:43 am

Judge wrote:
Rafa-Dodd wrote:The only sexban I would let any bird impose upon me would be if she had a jamrag on.

Even then, if she wants to.... :D

same here  :D

whats a jamrag?
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Postby Kharhaz » Mon Sep 03, 2007 11:16 am

Whatever you do DONT let her cum first ! If she does, her headache comes with it and its game over !
If that happens, dont let it put you off, just practice your breathing and muscle techniques without the breathing and muscle technique all over her face, that'll teach her !
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Postby red37 » Mon Sep 03, 2007 2:23 pm

maypaxvobiscum wrote:
Judge wrote:
Rafa-Dodd wrote:The only sexban I would let any bird impose upon me would be if she had a jamrag on.

Even then, if she wants to.... :D

same here  :D

whats a jamrag?

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Postby Rafa D » Mon Sep 03, 2007 2:31 pm

dirty deed everyones done it though - re:jamrag
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Postby ste123lfc » Mon Sep 03, 2007 2:35 pm

Sabre wrote:When you píss, stop and start the píss every 3 seconds. Yes it is ridiculous, but your muscle is working out and nobody is seeing you. And the next time you have to perform it will be stronger. Like all the muscles this trick needs patience and constance to be worked out, so it's a long term solution.

Thanks for the tip Sabre, I can now bench press 90 kilos with my sphincter muscle :D
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Postby maypaxvobiscum » Mon Sep 03, 2007 4:37 pm

Kharhaz wrote:Whatever you do DONT let her cum first ! If she does, her headache comes with it and its game over !
If that happens, dont let it put you off, just practice your breathing and muscle techniques without the breathing and muscle technique all over her face, that'll teach her !

are u serious? i never had that experience in my life. i mean there were many times i let her cum first but she didnt bit.ch
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Postby Roger Red Hat » Mon Sep 03, 2007 5:00 pm

i always want her to cum first ...


...until i shoot, then i really couldn't give a rats ar$e :D
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Postby woof woof ! » Mon Sep 03, 2007 6:21 pm

Lee J wrote:i always want her to cum first ...


...until i shoot, then i really couldn't give a rats ar$e :D

You would if she then demand that you went down on her !

Muff diving and getting a tongue full of your own jizz it not for the faint hearted.

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Postby red37 » Mon Sep 03, 2007 6:29 pm

Christ woof! - You dont blow the gaff...and then chew the cat  :p
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Postby The Ace1983 » Mon Sep 03, 2007 6:32 pm

That's why you should always start with licking the self destruct button and that way you get a head start. Woof's right. Getting your own man milk all over your chops isn't that nice so supping the gushing chasm pre-hump is a much better option.
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