"Gabrielle has been feeling increasingly isolated at Liverpool as his continued awe-inspiring performances continue to go un-noticed by 1st team coach Benitez", he complained, whilst covering a low monotone hiccup. "A man of his of incredible Godgiven talent should be the lynchpin at one of the worlds great clubs", he drunkenly slurred," not languishing in the reserves of a club that cannot hold on to its top names, such as Zenden and Cisse"
After vomiting slightly he continued in his tirade at the treatment of his client, whom he previously referred to as his "Meal ticket" and simply "Haircut"
His main verbal silage was however saved for the the clubs treatment of Palettas girlfriend, Russian actress Gold Digginbitch, and claimed that she had recently been dining with a rival Premier league manager, trying possibly to organize a big money move or much more probably to discuss her displeasure with the Liverpool shopping scene
He concluded later after being revived "I've never been to Liverpool, but I've seen the pictures and their towers
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Honestly these agents are really starting to wind me up, if he wants a move hand in a transfer request, don't go mouthing your displeasure to some "journalist" who will only change 90% of what you said