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by **EddieC** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 2:35 pm

I used to taste food for a living, but I got fed up.

by **The Red Baron** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 2:42 pm

I used to be a butcher,I was sacked for putting my d!ck in the bacon slicer.

The bacon slicer was sacked as well.

by **andy_g** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 2:44 pm

i had a job filling these massive industrial washing machines that cleaned the laundry from hotel bathrooms - eventually i had to throw the towel in.

by **Woollyback** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 2:48 pm

i used to be a builders' supplies merchant, until somebody suggested i should invest in bricks and mortar and become a property developer. now i'm just confused

by **account deleted by request** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 2:49 pm

I used to be a Tampax fitter but I had to be at work all the bleeding time

by **66-1112520797** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 3:01 pm

s@int wrote:I used to be a Tampax fitter but I had to be at work all the bleeding time

Blood.y job

by **Woollyback** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 3:01 pm

i used to be a painter & decorator but felt i was just talking to the wall half the time

by **112-1077774096** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 3:06 pm

i wanted to be a pilot but i just couldnt get off the ground

by **Mikz** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 5:40 pm

I used to be a professional darts player...but I just had to finish...I was so board!

by **hello_red** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 6:50 pm

i used to be a roadie until i got annoyed with picking stuff up everytime i counted to 3......... :buttrock

by **andy_g** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:11 am

i used to work making a non-woven cloth that is produced by matting, condensing and pressing fibres where the natural wool fibre is stimulated by friction and lubricated by moisture (usually water), and the fibres move at a 90 degree angle towards the friction source and then away again, in effect making little "tacking" stitches - but i never felt right.

by **Bad Bob** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 4:46 am

andy_g wrote:i used to work making a non-woven cloth that is produced by matting, condensing and pressing fibres where the natural wool fibre is stimulated by friction and lubricated by moisture (usually water), and the fibres move at a 90 degree angle towards the friction source and then away again, in effect making little "tacking" stitches - but i never felt right.

Fecking class, that!

by **Woollyback** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 8:59 am

i got a job as a road mender with the highways agency a while back after reaching a bit of a crossroads in my life, but i've been doing it for a long time now and feel my career's gone down a bit of a cul-de-sac. i think it's time for a new challenge and time to explore some new avenues

by **Mikz** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 10:01 am

Glad you ditched that wooly, wouldve drove me round the bend.

by **Woollyback** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:16 am

yeah i've got a new job now which is much more up my street

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