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by JBG » Wed Aug 09, 2006 11:28 am

by MilitiaRusher » Wed Aug 09, 2006 12:28 pm

by Alonso14 » Wed Aug 09, 2006 1:51 pm

MilitiaRusher wrote:ROFL, you guys should read this.

Computer Stupidities

Homer Simpson 'ahh they have the internet on computers now'.   

by GOAT » Wed Aug 09, 2006 3:09 pm

MilitiaRusher wrote:ROFL, you guys should read this.

Computer Stupidities

Some of these are amazin!

Tech Support: "I need you to boot the computer."
Customer: (THUMP! Pause.) "No, that didn't help."


Tech Support: "What type of computer do you have?"
Customer: "A white one."


Him: "Can you answer a question?"
Me: "Sure."
Him: "See the recycle bin? Does someone come round and empty it?"


I went to the post office to ship a package of software to a customer. Since the software was expensive, I decided to insure it. As the postal employee was filling out the insurance form, he asked me what I was shipping.
Me: "Software."
Him: "You mean, like, pajamas?"

     

Pure genius!

 



YNWA

by RUSHIE#9 » Sun Aug 13, 2006 12:15 am

Anyone ever get asked when they were a kid and they hurt themselves:

Parent:"What did you do that for?"

by CardinalRed » Tue Aug 15, 2006 4:35 pm

Overheard one in a Doctor's waiting room......    "How are you doing, alright?"

                                                             

by daxy1 » Tue Aug 15, 2006 11:49 pm

funniest latest one we pulled up at the pay and display at cardiff
and this dim red headed welsh bird came up to collect the parking money and after a bit of
chattin up she turned and said how did you get down here did you drive down ...  just as she was taking are parking money.