Tech Support: "I need you to boot the computer." Customer: (THUMP! Pause.) "No, that didn't help."
Tech Support: "What type of computer do you have?" Customer: "A white one."
Him: "Can you answer a question?" Me: "Sure." Him: "See the recycle bin? Does someone come round and empty it?"
I went to the post office to ship a package of software to a customer. Since the software was expensive, I decided to insure it. As the postal employee was filling out the insurance form, he asked me what I was shipping. Me: "Software." Him: "You mean, like, pajamas?"
funniest latest one we pulled up at the pay and display at cardiff and this dim red headed welsh bird came up to collect the parking money and after a bit of chattin up she turned and said how did you get down here did you drive down ... just as she was taking are parking money.