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by **PCG77** » Sun May 21, 2006 9:40 am

My girlfriends, uncles next doors neighbour, knows a guy who has been to a liverpool game, he sat next to a she man who had surgery at the same hospital as Harry Kewell. They have the same doctor and the doctor had gential warts. The treatment he used is made by a guy eating a cracker made by Kraft. Mr Parry told Mr Rob Kraft that there is now way SWP will be playing for LFC next season. Not that we wouldnt have him its that a dirty russian oil thief would not sell him to a team breathing down their neck. Especially because SWP would be a massive piece of the jig saw puzzle.

by **1234ram** » Sun May 21, 2006 10:52 am

lol
nope i cant say much my girl would kill me

by **LFC #1** » Sun May 21, 2006 11:07 am

As if she reads this fukn forum anyway. :laugh:

by **73-1141222089** » Sun May 21, 2006 11:40 am

7_Kewell wrote:
onizukaeikichi wrote:you are a really funny man ram, lets have shan and staphen under benitoz to own the EPL next season

with peepee ronia in goal

sh!t.... that cracks me up!

:laugh:

by **1234ram** » Sun May 21, 2006 3:09 pm

she doez actually
lol

by **Archetype** » Sun May 21, 2006 5:13 pm

This topic is just utter b0ll0cks

by **metalhead** » Sun May 21, 2006 8:11 pm

Archetype wrote:This topic is just utter b0ll0cks

no sh*t!

by **2520years** » Sun May 21, 2006 8:29 pm

Shan Wright-Phillips shouldn't be confused with Shaun. In order of age, it goes, Shaun, Bradley, Shan.
Unfortunately, Shan's chosen position is goalkeeper and he's the smallest of the three.

by **luvliverpool** » Mon May 22, 2006 2:27 am

No proof in it plus Mourinho won't sell him as he only wants to have all the players that are a threat to the Chelski scum........and SWP is 1 of them

by **red_guy** » Mon May 22, 2006 2:53 am

luvliverpool wrote:No proof in it plus Mourinho won't sell him as he only wants to have all the players that are a threat to the Chelski scum........and SWP is 1 of them

Exactly. Just look at the Gallas and drogba situation. Plus, Maureen is a coward with 1 testicle.

by **1234ram** » Mon May 22, 2006 2:35 pm

true true

by **GOAT** » Mon May 22, 2006 3:02 pm

Well i cant see this one happening, there is no chance that moaninho is going to sell SWP to his biggest rival

by **1234ram** » Tue May 23, 2006 10:28 am

yeah my girl said might
be didnt say it waz def

by **Pedro O'Maradona** » Fri May 26, 2006 5:27 pm

not that one trick pony.....wouldnt damien duff be a better buy or am i showing up an irish bias?

by **Ace Ventura** » Fri May 26, 2006 5:33 pm

Pedro O'Maradona wrote:not that one trick pony.....wouldnt damien duff be a better buy or am i showing up an irish bias?

Yeah you are showing an irish bias.

If SWP is a one trick pony then so is Duff.

SWP would score more goals imo than Duff.

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