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by **dawson99** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 1:08 pm

that joke came right on cue jbg

by **Mikz** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 1:10 pm

He thinks he couldve chalked up another job. Hes Potty!!

by **Mikz** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 1:12 pm

Its touching but at least you were on the spot!

by **anfieldadorer** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 4:08 pm

JBG wrote:
Woollyback wrote:i used to be a professional pool player but to be honest it was a load of balls, i wasn't well liked so i took my cue and pocketed all the money and left the organisers snookered. I was glad of the rest actually.

Damn, I was in the frame for that job. I thought I had it in my pocket.

well, stick on it

by **Mikz** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 8:58 pm

He showing his "stripes" on this job. Id go for something more "solid"...or youll end up "racked"

by **anfieldadorer** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 7:35 am

i had been working for mrs. ruth, but then she moved abroad, leaving me ruthlessly

by **Mikz** » Sat Jan 28, 2006 5:29 pm

I used to be a midwife..but to say this job was hard "labour" is really "pushing" it a bit; Ill just give this one a wide "berth"

by **drummerphil** » Sat Jan 28, 2006 5:35 pm

I;m a prophet..........i said Robbie was coming and guess what

by **Mikz** » Sat Jan 28, 2006 5:53 pm

Funny you should say that...I was an astronomer,oh it was many moons ago,but i seen it inthe stars,the return of the prodigal sun

by **andy_g** » Sat Jan 28, 2006 9:15 pm

i used to make fireworks but after my wages rocketed i went out with a bang and it was all over in a flash

by **Woollyback** » Sun Jan 29, 2006 3:57 pm

i used to work on a trawler but soon left when i realised something fishy was going on

by **anfieldadorer** » Sun Jan 29, 2006 4:29 pm

i did spam, but i got canned the other day

by **andy_g** » Sun Jan 29, 2006 5:58 pm

Woollyback wrote:i used to work on a trawler but soon left when i realised something fishy was going on

bet the net profits were off the scale though, eh?

eh?

eh?

la

eh?

by **Mikz** » Sun Jan 29, 2006 6:26 pm

I used to be a swimming instructor..I searched the length and breadth of my inner feelings,and surfaced to the reality that i knew i always had more in my locker.

by **anfieldadorer** » Sun Jan 29, 2006 6:28 pm

i had been a window repairer, but i was shown a door

bad one, isn't it?

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