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by **Mikz** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 5:28 pm

I used to be a marathon runner..and now as i jog my memory i realise distancing myself was the best in the long run

by **JBG** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 5:46 pm

I was a swimming instructor but didn't like it as I was thrown in at the deep end. I guess I was too wet behind the ears.

by **Mikz** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 6:09 pm

Pity you didnt pool a few strokes jbg

by **JBG** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 6:16 pm

When I got sacked they said I was up for the high jump.

by **Woollyback** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 6:23 pm

high pressure jobs like that are just a case of sink or swim i'm afraid jbg

by **Mikz** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 6:25 pm

well you did crawl out...its not all dead in the water

by **drummerphil** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 6:25 pm

i use to work on the waltzers on a travelling fair,but it was quite frustrating and found myself going round in circles.

by **Mikz** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 6:31 pm

I was in the army,and without trying to camouflage the facts-the kitchen was a real mess.It was nothing to write home about.

Had to bring that to your attention-

feel at ease now

by **JBG** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 6:55 pm

I used to be a canooist on the river Clyde but it felt like I was being sent up sh.it creek without a paddle.

by **Mikz** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 7:03 pm

ah..more water under the bridge jbg

by **JBG** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 7:06 pm

I used to be an animator at Disney but felt it was all long and drawn out. I then got a job with Jim Henson but was treated like a muppet. After leaving Henson I went to work for Nick Park on the new Wallace and Grommit but felt like I was putty in his hand.

by **Mikz** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 7:13 pm

I used to be a travelling Tom Jones impersonator..but i really missed the green green grass of home. I guess Its not unusual :lookaround

by **JBG** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 7:14 pm

The sex on the road as a Tom Jones impersonator is like a bomb.

by **Mikz** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 8:27 pm

I used to be an electrician,(a real live wire I was too) but as in my other jobs, sparks did fly and i was soon back down to earth.

From a neutral perspective it was shocking. Im Positive about that.

by **drummerphil** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 8:39 pm

I used to operate a drill but got bored with it.

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