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by **Judge** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 5:04 pm

i used to be a spaceman, but left as the job had no atmosphere

by **Woollyback** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 5:10 pm

i used to build coastal sea defences but it was like battling against an incoming tide all day

by **stmichael** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 5:12 pm

I wanted to be a chef because I figured it would add a little spice to my life but I just didn't have the thyme

by **drummerphil** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 5:46 pm

i once advertised aerial but after putting it in my washing machine i cant get a picture on my tv now.......

by **drummerphil** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:30 pm

i use to have a job recycling but the wheels fall off,it was a monthly recycle facility but it was a period of my working life that left me red faced.

by **Mikz** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:41 pm

I used to be an architect, when i drew up my plans I knew I was building my future.

My job was as safe as a row of houses.

by **drummerphil** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:47 pm

i use to test elastic bands,but i couldnt get my wages to stretch that far .

by **Mikz** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 8:02 pm

I was an aerobic instructor, well during that stretch-I knew I really had to step up cos my chances were slim-huh! Fat chance of that!

by **red37** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 8:15 pm

i had one of them part time jobs at the weekend as a chimney sweep once...you know a 'sootdy' job .

by **Mikz** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 8:47 pm

Done and dusted then, I wouldve flue straight away and kept abreast of things -never mix fire with fire mate.

by **drummerphil** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 12:05 am

i was an astronaut but got sacked for reading a book on the job,i told them i couldnt put it down :laugh:

by **JBG** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 12:08 am

I used to be an optician, but I was blind to the flaws in the job and couldn't see that there was no future in it.

by **Woollyback** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 12:18 am

JBG wrote:I used to be an optician, but I was blind to the flaws in the job and couldn't see that there was no future in it.

jbg wasn't that a bit of a short-sighted of you?

by **Mikz** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 12:24 am

More a case of peering through rose tinted glasses. A hi spec job tho may i add.

by **Mikz** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 12:40 am

I was the U.K Fieldstream Hunting Champion. But i got sick of people fishing into my life and sniping behind my back. I outfoxed them -

before i ended up shooting myself in the foot.

water off a ducks back

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