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Postby red37 » Fri Jan 13, 2006 3:05 pm

i used to be at kwik-fit but i was too tyred to get up of a morning
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Postby drummerphil » Fri Jan 13, 2006 3:05 pm

i am a carpenter,whilst in hospital the other week they asked me if i could produce a stool sample.........it was shít easy.
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Postby dawson99 » Fri Jan 13, 2006 3:26 pm

i used to be a pimp but my clients were whoreable :p
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Postby 2520years » Fri Jan 13, 2006 4:37 pm

I'm going to ruin the whole thread now...

If you get the Liverpool Echo you'll read about 100 redundancies being made by Vertex in Knowsley...I reckon I'm one of them!  It'll be confirmed in the coming weeks.  Don't cry for me (as if!), I've got irons in the fire.

And on with the jokes...

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Postby red37 » Fri Jan 13, 2006 4:41 pm

2520years wrote:I'm going to ruin the whole thread now...

If you get the Liverpool Echo you'll read about 100 redundancies being made by Vertex in Knowsley...I reckon I'm one of them!  It'll be confirmed in the coming weeks.  Don't cry for me (as if!), I've got irons in the fire.

And on with the jokes...

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sorry to hear that pal
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Postby 2520years » Fri Jan 13, 2006 4:41 pm

I used to be in computers but...err...err...hey, there's nothing funny about computers!  Figures.

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Postby stmichael » Fri Jan 13, 2006 4:42 pm

I used to be a bartender at the Betty Ford Clinic.
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Postby 2520years » Fri Jan 13, 2006 4:44 pm

red37 wrote:
2520years wrote:I'm going to ruin the whole thread now...

If you get the Liverpool Echo you'll read about 100 redundancies being made by Vertex in Knowsley...I reckon I'm one of them!  It'll be confirmed in the coming weeks.  Don't cry for me (as if!), I've got irons in the fire.

And on with the jokes...

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sorry to hear that pal

Cheers red, but "Does This Face Look Bothered?"

Seriously, I've got better things to do so if it does happen I'll be quite pleased.

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Postby red37 » Fri Jan 13, 2006 4:47 pm

i had a role in a bakery once...but sales werent at a good turnover and everyone wasnt kneeded anymore.
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Postby dawson99 » Fri Jan 13, 2006 4:49 pm

2520years wrote:I'm going to ruin the whole thread now...

If you get the Liverpool Echo you'll read about 100 redundancies being made by Vertex in Knowsley...I reckon I'm one of them!  It'll be confirmed in the coming weeks.  Don't cry for me (as if!), I've got irons in the fire.

And on with the jokes...

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i dont get it  ???


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Postby drummerphil » Fri Jan 13, 2006 4:55 pm

2520years wrote:I used to be in computers but...err...err...hey, there's nothing funny about computers!  Figures.

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but you left as your boss had a chip on his shoulder.....


there you go......you owe me one  :D
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Postby dawson99 » Fri Jan 13, 2006 4:56 pm

that one was easy pc phil, ur a chip off the old block
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Postby JBG » Fri Jan 13, 2006 5:13 pm

I used to have a co-worker at my computer firm called Annie Key.
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Postby stmichael » Fri Jan 13, 2006 5:17 pm

I used to work at a health food store. I got fired for drinking straight Bosco on the job.
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Postby red37 » Fri Jan 13, 2006 5:23 pm

my ex used to be a gold digger.. but her prospects were bleak
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