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by **woof woof !** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 1:18 am

JBG wrote:Stu posting in General Chat? Whats the world coming to?

Wait a minute.....Stu posting jokes in General Chat?

He must have got himself a steady bird , it's amazin' how regular sex can change your outlook on life .

by **woof woof !** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 1:27 am

The memory of my time at a sewage farm still gives me a lump in my throat .

by **115-1073096938** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 2:35 am

I have actually got a new girl aswell... good observation young woof, the force is strong in this one...

If took me about 2 weeks to think of something to post in this thread, hope it was worth the wait!

by **Mikz** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 2:35 am

I used to work for the A.A but left after a breakdown altho i made a full recovery

by **115-1073096938** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 2:37 am

by **red37** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 2:37 am

i had a job in an abbatoir once... but the gaffer thought i was too raw and gave me the chop.

by **woof woof !** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 2:39 am

Mikz wrote:I used to work for the A.A but left after a breakdown altho i made a full recovery

Classic .

by **Mikz** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 2:46 am

I used to be a skydiver too,but it was plane to see i wasnt the one pulling the string.

my carreer just seemed to go into freefall

by **red37** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 2:55 am

i was in pole position once to be a top morris dancer til a rival oompah band leader got wind of it... he got a slap and i got leathered.

by **Mikz** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 3:29 am

I was a formula one racing driver and to be Trulli honest it was the pits! It was slick at first but,to be straight -i had to stall or I knew i would hit the slipstream :wwww

arghh somebody stop me!!!

by **112-1077774096** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 3:30 am

stu_the_red wrote:

I have actually got a new girl aswell... good observation young woof, the force is strong in this one...

If took me about 2 weeks to think of something to post in this thread, hope it was worth the wait!

and then you posted something thats already in the thread

by **anfieldadorer** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 5:20 am

i was writing for "times" but then i thought i was only wasting it

by **woof woof !** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 7:48 am

When I left school I told people I wanted to be a comedian but the b'astards just laughed at me :sniffle

by **andy_g** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 8:14 am

i worked on a souvenir stand in new york but the customers took too many liberties

by **112-1077774096** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 8:35 am

i played shakspeare once but i was bard

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