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Postby woof woof ! » Tue Jan 10, 2006 1:18 am

JBG wrote:Stu posting in General Chat? Whats the world coming to?

Wait a minute.....Stu posting jokes in General Chat? ??? :laugh:

:D  He must have got himself a steady bird , it's amazin' how regular sex can change your outlook on life .  :D
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Postby woof woof ! » Tue Jan 10, 2006 1:27 am

The memory of my time at a sewage farm still gives me a lump in my throat .  :D
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Postby 115-1073096938 » Tue Jan 10, 2006 2:35 am

:laugh:

I have actually got a new girl aswell... good observation young woof, the force is strong in this one...


If took me about 2 weeks to think of something to post in this thread, hope it was worth the wait! :D
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Postby Mikz » Tue Jan 10, 2006 2:35 am

I used to work for the A.A but left after a breakdown altho i made a full recovery
'' Gary lineker may well have scored 5 goals in 5 minutes , but i think you have to say, what else did he do '' ...Jimmy Hill
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Postby 115-1073096938 » Tue Jan 10, 2006 2:37 am

:laugh: :bowdown
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Postby red37 » Tue Jan 10, 2006 2:37 am

i had a job in an abbatoir once... but the gaffer thought i was too raw and gave me the chop.
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Postby woof woof ! » Tue Jan 10, 2006 2:39 am

Mikz wrote:I used to work for the A.A but left after a breakdown altho i made a full recovery

:laugh:  Classic .   :D
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Postby Mikz » Tue Jan 10, 2006 2:46 am

I used to be a skydiver too,but it was plane to see i wasnt the one pulling the string. :D my carreer just seemed to go into freefall
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Postby red37 » Tue Jan 10, 2006 2:55 am

i was in pole position once to be a top morris dancer til a rival oompah band leader got wind of it... he got a slap and i got leathered.
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Postby Mikz » Tue Jan 10, 2006 3:29 am

I was a formula one racing driver and to be Trulli honest it was the pits! It was slick at first but,to be straight -i had to stall or I knew i would hit the slipstream :wwww arghh somebody stop me!!!
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Postby 112-1077774096 » Tue Jan 10, 2006 3:30 am

stu_the_red wrote: :laugh:

I have actually got a new girl aswell... good observation young woof, the force is strong in this one...


If took me about 2 weeks to think of something to post in this thread, hope it was worth the wait! :D
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and then you posted something thats already in the thread

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Postby anfieldadorer » Tue Jan 10, 2006 5:20 am

i was writing for "times" but then i thought i was only wasting it
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Postby woof woof ! » Tue Jan 10, 2006 7:48 am

When I left school I told people I wanted to be a comedian but the b'astards just laughed at me   :sniffle
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Postby andy_g » Tue Jan 10, 2006 8:14 am

i worked on a souvenir stand in new york but the customers took too many liberties
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Postby 112-1077774096 » Tue Jan 10, 2006 8:35 am

i played shakspeare once but i was bard
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