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by **JBG** » Sun Jan 08, 2006 7:12 pm

Mikz wrote:i worked in a zoo.I couldnt bear it anymore and left.I never gave a monkeys about that job

You could say that you were glad to get that monkey off your back?

by **andy_g** » Sun Jan 08, 2006 7:48 pm

i was at the same zoo for a while but it was too much like aardvaark

by **JBG** » Sun Jan 08, 2006 7:51 pm

andy_g wrote:i was at the same zoo for a while but it was too much like aardvaark

You should have taken a lion down then.

by **Mikz** » Sun Jan 08, 2006 7:55 pm

Yes I put the seal on that job

by **andy_g** » Sun Jan 08, 2006 9:14 pm

it tortiose a lesson

by **anfieldadorer** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 5:40 am

Mikz wrote:i worked in a zoo.I couldnt bear it anymore and left.I never gave a monkeys about that job

then have sometimes at home, you still at least can see pussy

by **Mikz** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 9:45 am

I used to make shampoo,and without nit picking about it,was head and shoulders above the other jobs :lookaround

by **Mikz** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 9:57 am

I used to make playing cards -that was ace,but my boss was a joker so i hit him with a poker

when i was 21

It was time to run

by **andy_g** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 10:39 am

i was a croupier in a casino but it wasn't a very good deal

by **dawson99** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 10:46 am

my girlfriend used to be a fluffer. she was like that cat that got the cream

by **Woollyback** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 11:42 am

i used to be a spaceman, it was out of this world but they sacked me and i came back down to earth with a bump

by **andy_g** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 11:42 am

i used to test tunneling machines but i got bored

by **Woollyback** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 11:44 am

i used to be a courier but left when they sent me to coventry

by **Mikz** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 1:49 pm

I used to sell washing powder online -but i had no time to Surf-or no comfort -so i made a Bold decision and left...

:wwww

arghhh get ma coat!!

by **JBG** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 1:52 pm

I used to be a turf farmer but quit as I felt bogged down.

Whats your occupation? - Dont lie!