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by **drummerphil** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 8:44 pm

i worked at a chemists but they decided to dispense with my services

by **Mikz** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 8:52 pm

I used to be a swimmer and, altho i pulled many strokes,it sunk without trace.

by **Woollyback** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 9:02 pm

i used to work down the gun factory but they gave me the bullet

by **Mikz** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 9:05 pm

I got a wee xmas job there killing chickens,but it just became a real pain in the neck

by **andy_g** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 9:25 pm

i used to sell ideas for ceremonies to churches but bit by bit i realised i couldn't provide the kind of service they were looking for

by **dawson99** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 9:26 pm

i used to make soap but i kept getting in a lather

starting to get bad now

by **Mikz** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 9:53 pm

I was in a brass band for a while -but soon got my marching orders

by **andy_g** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 10:01 pm

i had to impersonate a tree in winter in a shop window, but packed it in when i was asked to leave

by **drummerphil** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 10:07 pm

i use to work on a roller coaster at Alton Towers but it sent me round the bend

by **drummerphil** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 10:10 pm

i use to work for a blending company but unfortunatly they went into liquidation.

by **dawson99** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 10:17 pm

i sued to make plus signs for calculaters but i adder leave

by **drummerphil** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 10:18 pm

dawson99 wrote:i sued to make plus signs for calculaters but i adder leave

thats sh!te :laugh:

by **dawson99** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 10:25 pm

i cant spell used either

and im sober

but it was funny funny funny!!!!!

right, few jars after work, chat tomorrow y'all

by **Mikz** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 10:30 pm

I worked for an ironing company but it was too pressing and i left too let off some steam

i think they folded afterwards

by **112-1077774096** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 3:19 am

i was a human cannonball but i got fired

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