Liverpool FC Forum

by **112-1077774096** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 5:28 pm

A.B. wrote::D How long were you a gynocologist Peewee?

im still doing it mate but i have developed a new breakthrough, its called the taste test

i did consider quitting when i wallpapered the hall through the letter box

by **anfieldadorer** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 5:30 pm

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned, ...couldn't concentrate

by **112-1077774096** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 5:30 pm

i used to tickle salmon but they dont find me funny anymore

by **112-1077774096** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 5:32 pm

i was a taxi driver but i couldnt stand people talking behind my back all day

by **Judge** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 5:34 pm

peewee wrote:i was a taxi driver but i couldnt stand people talking behind my back all day

pah, beat me too it

by **andy_g** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 5:35 pm

i used to fix the wheels on bikes but the people didn't like the way i spoke

by **andy_g** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 5:37 pm

then worked briefly as a policeman, but i wasn't much cop

by **112-1077774096** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 5:38 pm

i was in quandary. i had to get rid of one of my staff. i had narrowed it down to one of two people, either Debra or Jack. It would be a hard decision to make, as they were both equally qualified and both did excellent work. i finally decided that in the morning whichever one used the water cooler first would have to go.
Debra came in the next morning, hugely hung-over after partying all night. She went to the cooler to get some water to take a couple of aspirins and i approached her and said, "Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off."

Debra replied, "Could you please jack off? I have a terrible headache."

by **andy_g** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 5:39 pm

loving this thread :laugh:

by **stmichael** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 5:40 pm

I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.

by **anfieldadorer** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 5:40 pm

I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patients.

by **A.B.** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 5:40 pm

peewee wrote:
A.B. wrote::D How long were you a gynocologist Peewee?

im still doing it mate but i have developed a new breakthrough, its called the taste test

i did consider quitting when i wallpapered the hall through the letter box

by **The Red Baron** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 5:41 pm

I used to work in a paper shop,till it blew away.

by **anfieldadorer** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 5:41 pm

I got a job at a zoo feeding giraffes but I was fired because I wasn't up to it.

by **112-1077774096** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 5:55 pm

i used to collect the fares on the buses until one day i went mad and killed all the passengers.

anyway to cut a long story short they gave me the electric chair and it didnt work, i told them its because i was a bad conductor

Liverpool FC Forum

Whats your occupation? - Dont lie!

Who is online