Garymac wrote:do ye reckon kewell gets up in the mornin and ye know, when youve got a hang over and you wanna think of a good excuse to get off work, well do you reckon Kewell has the same dilemma.
Harry "G'day shelly babe, wanna stay all day in bed so you can play with ma shrimp instead of me going to play socceroo"
Shelly "depends, will you still get your 50 grand"
Harry "Sure will babes"
Shelly "then stay in bed and you can phone in injured again, im sure that Gerard Benitez wont mind"
Harry "Brilliant one Shelly ill tell him ma groin is in a right mess and shelly is givin it a good rub, what d'ya reckon??"
Shelly "Fu*kin brillant Harry your the best"

BringBackTiti wrote:Its looks like it could be going the same way as last season all over again we'll be down to one striker again soon Mellor out and now Nando That leaves Cisse, Flo and Crouch who probably still isnt fully match fit.
are well at least Garcia is there and dare i say Harry Kewell cant be that far of either.
Have you seen Mellor latelty Titi? He wont be fit till next year, he needs to loose about 2 stone before he will play again.
SouthCoastShankly wrote:I hope Rafa plays Cisse now, if there is ever a good chance to let a player prove himself this is it. After the transfer speculation around Cisse, this could be a good opportunity to cement his place upfront.
SouthCoastShankly wrote:I hope Rafa plays Cisse now, if there is ever a good chance to let a player prove himself this is it. After the transfer speculation around Cisse, this could be a good opportunity to cement his place upfront.
bigmick wrote:I'm not a real fan of Roy Keanne either (though I have respect for his obvious football ability) but I don't even wish for him to be injured so I'm hardly likely to celebrate when one of our lads goes down and I'm sure nobody else would either.

thegreedo wrote:bigmick wrote:I'm not a real fan of Roy Keanne either (though I have respect for his obvious football ability) but I don't even wish for him to be injured so I'm hardly likely to celebrate when one of our lads goes down and I'm sure nobody else would either.
I dunno', personally I'd like to see Roy Keane fall under a bus!!
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