Dom1 wrote:yet again cheesecake has defied the odds and came up with something even more ridiculous than usual!!
but seems as he's here, how can i fix my cat i accidentally dropped it down the stairs?
Dom1
Dom1 wrote:come on El Cheeseo i need to know i'll pay you double.................and i'll throw in a top of the range pack of Sainsbury Crumpets Dom1
the return of beavis wrote:Heres one for you Cheesedick:
How to get rid of a Cheesydick:
First walk into bathroom, apply the hot tap and bubble bath let the bath run to about 1 foot in hot water then apply the cold tap as well then when the bath is about 2 and a half feet deep turn off taps. Take off your Manchester United kit and Dirty Nappy and jump into bath. Pick up soap and run up a soapy lather in your hand, hold dick and scrub thoroughly around the base and foreskin and rub up and down your dick and make sure it is very soapy(in your case it has been a few years for your dick to smell that bad so rub for about 4 hours) and bobs your uncle you wont have a cheese dick.
greenred wrote:Cheesy,what advice would you give to a Mr G.Neville of Wilmslow,his face appears to be broken?
cheesecakery wrote:the return of beavis wrote:Heres one for you Cheesedick:
How to get rid of a Cheesydick:
First walk into bathroom, apply the hot tap and bubble bath let the bath run to about 1 foot in hot water then apply the cold tap as well then when the bath is about 2 and a half feet deep turn off taps. Take off your Manchester United kit and Dirty Nappy and jump into bath. Pick up soap and run up a soapy lather in your hand, hold dick and scrub thoroughly around the base and foreskin and rub up and down your dick and make sure it is very soapy(in your case it has been a few years for your dick to smell that bad so rub for about 4 hours) and bobs your uncle you wont have a cheese dick.
you can shut the f##k up too mincer
cheesecakery wrote:Dom1 wrote:come on El Cheeseo i need to know i'll pay you double.................and i'll throw in a top of the range pack of Sainsbury Crumpets Dom1
oh , well ok then , although i prefer Tesco ones,
which bit of your cat is broke?
normally when i throw mine down the stairs it always lands on its feet and just runs off scowling (that reminds me Alan Scowling used to play for ManU )
try gluing his tail to his back leg , it might not fix him but it will give everyone a jolly good laugh, and is brilliant at parties
the return of beavis wrote:cheesecakery wrote:the return of beavis wrote:Heres one for you Cheesedick:
How to get rid of a Cheesydick:
First walk into bathroom, apply the hot tap and bubble bath let the bath run to about 1 foot in hot water then apply the cold tap as well then when the bath is about 2 and a half feet deep turn off taps. Take off your Manchester United kit and Dirty Nappy and jump into bath. Pick up soap and run up a soapy lather in your hand, hold dick and scrub thoroughly around the base and foreskin and rub up and down your dick and make sure it is very soapy(in your case it has been a few years for your dick to smell that bad so rub for about 4 hours) and bobs your uncle you wont have a cheese dick.
you can shut the f##k up too mincer
Oh come on that was a good tip
the return of beavis wrote:cheesecakery wrote:the return of beavis wrote:Heres one for you Cheesedick:
How to get rid of a Cheesydick:
First walk into bathroom, apply the hot tap and bubble bath let the bath run to about 1 foot in hot water then apply the cold tap as well then when the bath is about 2 and a half feet deep turn off taps. Take off your Manchester United kit and Dirty Nappy and jump into bath. Pick up soap and run up a soapy lather in your hand, hold dick and scrub thoroughly around the base and foreskin and rub up and down your dick and make sure it is very soapy(in your case it has been a few years for your dick to smell that bad so rub for about 4 hours) and bobs your uncle you wont have a cheese dick.
you can shut the f##k up too mincer
Oh come on that was a good tip
cheesecakery wrote:the return of beavis wrote:cheesecakery wrote:the return of beavis wrote:Heres one for you Cheesedick:
How to get rid of a Cheesydick:
First walk into bathroom, apply the hot tap and bubble bath let the bath run to about 1 foot in hot water then apply the cold tap as well then when the bath is about 2 and a half feet deep turn off taps. Take off your Manchester United kit and Dirty Nappy and jump into bath. Pick up soap and run up a soapy lather in your hand, hold dick and scrub thoroughly around the base and foreskin and rub up and down your dick and make sure it is very soapy(in your case it has been a few years for your dick to smell that bad so rub for about 4 hours) and bobs your uncle you wont have a cheese dick.
you can shut the f##k up too mincer
Oh come on that was a good tip
so is 'dont wipe your a#se with a broken bottle !'
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