Beavis appreciation corner - Praise the legend

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Postby Dom1 » Sat Sep 04, 2004 1:43 am

the return of beavis wrote:
judge wrote:beavis, do you have guidance like that of the 10 commandments. if so lets here them?

Yeah the 10 Commandments are

1-Thou shall not sh1t on their own doorstep or in the woods
2-Thou shall not take the knock off one pint
3-Thou shall not cop for fat or ugly birds
4-Thou shall kick the Mancs head in eg.Cheesecakery
5-Thou shall listen to Rock Music
6-Thou shall not cry
7-Thou shall not act like a pussy
8-Thou shall kick in ginger peoples heads in
9-Thou shall not disagree with Beavis
10-Thou shall always worship Beavis

From Beavis :D

brilliance.....sheer brilliance master beavis  :oh:   :D
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Postby I am from Bahrain » Sat Sep 04, 2004 1:48 am

Thou shall not cop for fat or ugly birds


me not know the relation to cops and birdies? :(
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Postby 106-1093504160 » Sat Sep 04, 2004 12:57 pm

hey, i am from bahrain, is that the same honolulu bob in disguise again!

youve more guises than a man with alot of guises
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Postby Dom1 » Sat Sep 04, 2004 4:02 pm

guises, have u met him aswell, wow, i thought that was only me? :(
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