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by **Benny The Noon** » Wed Aug 29, 2012 5:33 pm

tubby » Wed Aug 29, 2012 5:26 pm wrote:Some on twitter saying Carroll will be sold by Friday.

Who on Twitter

by **stmichael** » Wed Aug 29, 2012 6:14 pm

friday is gonna be utter carnage

by **Benny The Noon** » Wed Aug 29, 2012 6:53 pm

Football Agent (@FootballAgent49)

Hey Guys,

I am writing to tell you that, no, I am not a 'Football Agent' or 'ITK.' I am infact an 18 year old and I have been fooling all of you gullible idiots with my fake stories for the past 2 months.

I started out when I was bored one evening and I never once thought that I could get 43k followers. I feel my twitter experience has been very successful with some of my 'Stories' even trending 5th in the world. I'm proud to say that I haven't had even one transfer scoop in my time yet people still say im more reliable than Sky Sports News and the BBC. Laughable.

Some of my personal highlights were the Kaka and Falcao stories which were completely made up. The Daily Mail even wrote an article based on my Kaka tweets and the 2 journalists who wrote it were following me. The Falcao story was possibly my favourite. Last night it was trending worldwide for over an hour and for over 3 hours in Spain and in the UK.

Another fascinating thing about my time on twitter was how some top respected journalists believed my rubbish and even used me as a news source.

Whilst I am here I can also point out there is no such thing as an ITK or Agent on twitter, anyone with an IQ in double figures would realise this. @Agent_NCP , @EPL_Source and @Agent_ITK are all just poor versions of myself who would be nothing without begging me for shoutouts. @Backpage is another clown who stole my fake stories everyday and passed them off as their own.

Im not sorry for wasting everybody's time, you should have realised I was a fake when I got all of my stories wrong and deleted countless tweets. I still cant believe that, I, personally have been trending in Manchester, Leeds, Ireland, Nigeria and South Africa. Perhaps I do feel a bit sorry for the guy who got 'Falcao 20' printed on his Chelsea top.

I have really enjoyed my time on twitter, especially winding up Everton and Tottenham fans on a daily basis. You idiots must have realised I was a fake when I linked your team with every player possible in the hope that one move would happen.

My time has now come to and end and I hope to enjoy the last few days of the transfer window without making up rumours myself. Thank you to whoever followed me and retweeted my garbage, it was really appreciated.

Goodbye Everyone

Regards,

@FootballAgent49 (The Boss)

by **The Good Yank** » Wed Aug 29, 2012 7:07 pm

SSN reporting that Arsenal say that Walcott will not be moving in this window. Ploy to attract a higher bid? Or is it real?

by **bunglemark2** » Wed Aug 29, 2012 7:20 pm

Wouldn't sign him. Overhyped, fails to deliver spectacularly.

by **Benny The Noon** » Wed Aug 29, 2012 7:24 pm

bunglemark2 » Wed Aug 29, 2012 7:20 pm wrote:Wouldn't sign him. Overhyped, fails to deliver spectacularly.

Delivers more than the majority of the prem - delivers more than anyone in our squad

by **The Good Yank** » Wed Aug 29, 2012 7:28 pm

bunglemark2 » Wed Aug 29, 2012 1:20 pm wrote:Wouldn't sign him. Overhyped, fails to deliver spectacularly.

He might be a bit short of World Class, but he'd be a big improvement on what we have. The space Sterling and Walcott would provide for Suarez with their pace would bode us well. I'd sign him in a heartbeat for the reported 12 million.

by **ycsatbjywtbiastkamb** » Wed Aug 29, 2012 7:42 pm

he`s undoubtably got pace but he`s an athlete turned footballer to me, it`s very rare you see him do anything impressive that requires football intelligence like a really clever pass, most of the impressive things he does revolve around him switching on the afterburners.
saying that him on one side and sterling on the other would certainly stretch teams.

by **LFC1990** » Wed Aug 29, 2012 7:54 pm

I would love Walcott. Been very impressive last few seasons would definetely improve us

by **Boocity** » Wed Aug 29, 2012 7:56 pm

kartiek » Wed Aug 29, 2012 1:26 pm wrote:Well, BR just said that he doesn't think LFC will do much more in the transfer window in the pre-Hearts conference.

he actually said, "There is nothing on any player. I will speak about a player after Friday if he is in the door"

by **The Good Yank** » Wed Aug 29, 2012 7:59 pm

kartiek » Wed Aug 29, 2012 8:26 am wrote:Well, BR just said that he doesn't think LFC will do much more in the transfer window in the pre-Hearts conference.

And then his next sentence he said he says we are still working on one or two things.

by **South East Kop** » Wed Aug 29, 2012 11:25 pm

Its unlikely we will see any new faces, maybe only dempsy but i'd have thought this should have happened by now if it was going to happen. One or two may go and theres a chance big andy will go on loan and that may well be somewhere that hasnt been mentioned so far. This is the reality of it all, we have spent a fair few quid this summer and unless carrol goes for 20 odd and with good time to allow us to bring someone in then theres little chance of much more happening. We have two midfielders, a winger and striker on board so thats a decent start.

by **Ben Patrick** » Thu Aug 30, 2012 12:37 am

South East Kop » Wed Aug 29, 2012 10:25 pm wrote:Its unlikely we will see any new faces, maybe only dempsy but i'd have thought this should have happened by now if it was going to happen. One or two may go and theres a chance big andy will go on loan and that may well be somewhere that hasnt been mentioned so far. This is the reality of it all, we have spent a fair few quid this summer and unless carrol goes for 20 odd and with good time to allow us to bring someone in then theres little chance of much more happening. We have two midfielders, a winger and striker on board so thats a decent start.

if carroll went on loan with our lack of strikers i would be fuming

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Thu Aug 30, 2012 1:34 am

Ben Patrick » Wed Aug 29, 2012 11:37 pm wrote:
South East Kop » Wed Aug 29, 2012 10:25 pm wrote:Its unlikely we will see any new faces, maybe only dempsy but i'd have thought this should have happened by now if it was going to happen. One or two may go and theres a chance big andy will go on loan and that may well be somewhere that hasnt been mentioned so far. This is the reality of it all, we have spent a fair few quid this summer and unless carrol goes for 20 odd and with good time to allow us to bring someone in then theres little chance of much more happening. We have two midfielders, a winger and striker on board so thats a decent start.

if carroll went on loan with our lack of strikers i would be fuming

Have faith in Adam Morgan. He might be young but I'm convinced he's capable of stepping up.

by **Kenny Kan** » Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:01 am

bunglemark2 » Wed Aug 29, 2012 6:20 pm wrote:Wouldn't sign him. Overhyped, fails to deliver spectacularly.

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