by RedSi35 » Tue Jan 31, 2012 7:23 pm
Think this may be a dodgy rumour but
1 Jan 2012 10:03:49
Hi Eds
Just been speaking to a friend who's nan's brothers uncles window cleaner does a round at the Etihad & he overheard Tevez talking on the phone saying he can't wait to start his new partnership with Fernando Torres at Liverpool, not only that this guy has a mate who's wifes ex lesbian GF's crossdressing husband has a paper round at the Nou Camp & was speaking to Mashcerano & said he was just off the airport en route to Liverpool to finalise his move, apparently some guy called Messi is also coming with him, now our Spanish paperboy also has contacts as his son is married to a policewoman who arrested Stan Collymores dogging friends & they said Stan told them that Liverpool will conclude there business with a double swoop for Bob Carolgese & Spit the Dog to be followed with summer moves for Supergran, Terry from Brookside,Terry Wogan Robbie Savage, Lily Savage, Fred Savage, Cilla Black, Jim White, Vinny Jones, Bridget Jones & Michael Owen ....these will be managed by Mike Bassett who will replace KK!!